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lemmy.world

That part can only be stored turned around backwards, otherwise the E-dong is scandalously exposed

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kboos1reply
lemmy.world

Rolls in a room with a selection cart like a desert waiter.

"Excuse me, would like to choose from my fine selection of life like genitalia or will you be selecting from a more......interesting selection tonight?"

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Is that why his daughter had such a short operating life?

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lemmy.world

The only reason, and I mean the ONLY reason, why we see an exact replica of Data's butt-cheeks here is because otherwise we'd see an exact replica of Data's fully-functional android genitals.

And the thing with Tasha Yar is not the only reference we have to Data's complete anatomy, because we also get to learn that Data needed a modesty routine or he'd just walk around the colony with everything on display.

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lemmy.world

They don't seem to have his hands on display. His feet are, but no hands. They could have easily hid the ass and displayed the hands.

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I might be remembering wrong, but I do believe his hands are displayed too. Either the Mysterious Myst is obscuring them or the view is blocked.

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lemmy.zip

Was it Generations where Riker says “smooth as an android’s bottom”?

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lemmy.today

It's doubtful that I'd recognize a copy of my butt cheeks on sight. Kinda take after President Skroob on that one.

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Sundrayreply
lemmus.org

"Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big!"

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lemmy.world

The fucked thing is, it's at your coworkers home and clearly sculpted with the utmost care. Was it from photos? Was it from memory? Who knows but you might need to contact HR.

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Oh sure, I meant in my case, when my wax figure of my ass was on full display.

Although you raise an interesting point... what if you found it in your family home? Lol

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lemmy.world

My coworkers ..."why does that cutting board have a crack in it?"

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"Commander, I'm detecting what I understand to be...arousal. Is there a....human nuance present that I appear to be missing?"

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*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

No commander, it is currently powered down and disassembled.

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lemmy.world

The funny thing is, this is almost exactly as awkward for Data and his coworkers Riker and Geordi as it is for Brent Spiner and his coworkers Jonathan Frakes and LeVar Burton. Data being an android is equaled out by Spiner being by all accounts a really crazy guy who's down for whatever, and the other two being more-enlightened 24th-century humans is equaled out by Frakes and Burton being actors.

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I often see clips from Spiner and Frakes podcast, Dropping Names, and one of the fun parts is seeing what characters they are, especially Brent. He's definitely a bit eccentric, but somehow not as much as I was expecting.

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lemmy.world

Be thankful it wasn't stored the other way around.

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Tattorackreply
lemmy.world

Why would I be thankful?

I need to know if Data, and other Soong type androids, are designed with wrinkles, or public hair?If expansion and contraction is simulated when the ambient temperature changes? What is exactly meant by "fully functional"? Does it mean there within is contained two cybernetic orbs with some sort of function?

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JcbAzPxreply
lemmy.world

It's asking what I would do. Unfortunately, I am not a Soong type android.

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I can tell that because you used a contraction. (Unless this is one of those scenes where everyone forgot during production that you don't use contractions and one slipped through.)

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I think his public hairs are on his head. His private area otherwise could also blink like his positronic brain.

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i would flip it around and say "must have been a beta version"

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