Let us not forget that Georgie boy made the decision to film Attack of The Clones and Revenge of The Sith digitally.

At 1080p.

Maybe this heat wave was just Hell getting fired up ahead of his arrival.

He asked how to pirate games, not how to get keylogged and ransomwared.

Shouldn't you be working on Elder Scrolls 6?

Nothing makes me wish I believed in an afterlife more than the thought of these "Devoted Christians" finally getting to meet their Devil.

"The only way they'd be a threat is if people were so horny for them they abandoned all caution and reason-- ah."

I know they won't, but Microsoft has the chance to do something hilarious right now.

My son took the batteries out of it.

"This changes nothing." I told him.

Can't wait for Death Stranding 3 to feature a character called "Sad Discman"

Not telling, but I would choose not to live in any country.

I wish to live in the depths of a nameless, unpopulated ocean of body temperature gel which both nurtures and protects me as I float through it in a perpetual sleep.

So, I assume you're making the point that, instead of buying games I should just get a library card and borrow them for free?

Well for one, that's not a service all libraries offer, but even if they did, you're raising it in response to a discussion about physical media being phased out.

How is "just get a library card" gonna solve the problem when the libraries won't have a disc for me to borrow?

Or you might just be making the point that games are dumb and we should just read books. Hard to tell.

I think we all hoped AI would mean more convincing worlds and characters, what we got is effectively the opposite with a nice side dish of job losses and environmental catastrophe.

If I weren't allowed to stream or pirate, then CDs.

If I am, then Vinyl.

I mean, that's basically what Limited Run Games do.

Not bad, some skinny git just tripped over trying to pass me at the station and we're all laughing at the impatient bastard.

Attend the tale of Sweeny Tim,

His dick was small and his mind was dim.

Holly crap that's a kick in the nostalgland!* I read this for years!

*That's the nostalgia-gland. I just made it up, tell your friends.

Eh, to be honest the rumours of studio closures where what made me want to get a sense of how big Xbox was and how it got there.

When you look at it like this, you kinda see how things got so bloated. It's hard to imagine MS actually imagining they could keep all those plates spinning at once.

I'm just glad studios are going independent or being sold, rather than shut down outright.

So the ground was both hot, and spicy.