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I know it's not our standard format, but I think it's funny.

... since she was born.

Pepperonly pizza! 🍕 🍕

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/72244236

"Let's eat, Bob." Has a completely different meaning from "Bob is in a coma"

Cantaloupe

Sign Language

I still can't talk about it....

Brie-hab!

I'll give you an example:

In court someone might say that this is "here" say. But they never call something "there" say. It's like the phrase is waiting for a definition. The witness "may" say something or "may" do something. But you know what? You never here them the witness "June" say or "February" do anything at all! The Titanic never called a "September day" and in WW2 there was no special day in October.

C'mon! There I say, I January some writing tomorrow, but if I may January that, it means a totally different thing.

They never expect to get it back!

Severed Snape

Because they have a lot of stories!

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49144784