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Shoplifters Beware!
Cross posted from https://lemmy.world/post/50339054
Meanwhile deadlifters when they’re not dead yet:
why do the military troops belong to the library?
because they are information
Why is it tough for women postal workers?
Because it's a mail dominated career!
Many French gardeners fill their plot with decorative cabbages instead of edible vegetables.
The whole thing is just for chou.
The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!"
Then he snapped his fingers and vanished without a tres.
Did you know I went to school to be a magician but failed out?
There were too many trick questions!