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I got my paycheck in the mail today, but the envelope was just full of parsley…
I think my wages were garnished.
Mario got one look at Toad and thought he would hate him. But after taking time to get know him
Mario saw Toad was really a fungi
I've decided to sell my limbo dance equipment for $10....
It's the lowest I can go.
If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama?
It turns out it's a big fire in Boston...
