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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: [email protected]. Please message me if you think it could be different.

HYUNN-DAIIIII!

For reference:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

I know there's a joke somewhere in there

The nurse asks the rabbit: "What blood type are you?"

"I'm probably a type O," the rabbit answers.

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I threw him a bar of soap, and he washed ashore.

A synonym roll!

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Luckily, my injuries were super-fish-oil!

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It's still in mint condition

"OOON A BOAAAARD!"

There's a little town just across the James River from me named Surry. Apparently the city council is considering borrowing millions of dollars to build a new YMCA. One of the residents has written a letter to the local newspaper:

Can Surry afford a Y?

All I can think: Well, if they can't, they're going to be Surr from now on…

And now you understand. I can't tell anyone else about this anywhere. It's a news article that doesn't allow comments. It came up in my news feed because I mod /r/NewportNews and this is news outside the city I can't post there. I could post to c/Virginia, I guess, but I suspect they wouldn't appreciate it. So you all are my only hope. :)

edit: y'all made my day. <3

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51754695

He couldn't see that well

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He had back issues......

Source: https://mastodon.world/@LaffGaff/117241440939305773

::: spoiler transcript @[email protected]:

I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online.

They arrived, safe and sound. :::