It clearly states he has 9 penises

People that make memes and don't spell check is my least favorite genre

I want this in my life so badly 😮‍💨

Do we know why? I have a friend who is Cuban and voted for Trump, but my reason for him is lack of education. What about everyone else?

I don't understand any of this, but I upvoted because you showed your work

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears"

I remember it looking different, but when I was under 5 I would rewind this scene over and over again when nobody was in the room

Can we not make beards a right wing thing? I love my beard.

Is there even going to be another election?

That's not the same, and you know it

The children?

Is that ironic? That's probably how they know that's happening.

Assuming their domesticated enough to listen to my commands and ignore their pray drive, on like a magical level, Tiger. Hands down. I would go to the Renaissance Fair with them and commission a blacksmith to forge armor for them. I would ride it into battle whenever necessary.

Edit: I was also assuming no one else has a magically domestic animal. If everyone in this thread also has one, I'll choose Rhinoceros

Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can't be a smart idea

What does this mean?

It would be nice, but unless California has a militia on the same level as the US military, it wouldn't end well

The women in the middle east weren't nearly as suppressed before the US got involved

No way, you won't be able to get the roaches out nearly as easy as the person