We did it! We pushed the Overton Window so far to the right that Fox News became woke!

Weird. The party that claims to be "for the people" keeps putting centrists in charge. We're ready for someone who is actually for the people!

I believe this is the part where we get sued for not buying his cars.

Committing genocide tends to turn the public against you.

And somehow that comment is antisemitic. Because the Nazis are Jewish now. I just want people to stop killing other people!

Wow. CPS takes your kid away, and promptly proves that they aren't capable of being a safe guardian either.

"OMG, when did Star Trek get so political?!"

Um... 1966.

Why do all these unfair facts keep making me look bad?

"Some games vanish. Not because they broke the law but because someone decided they shouldn’t exist."

Fuckin' ay, man. Fuckin' ay.

I love being able to help protest by playing... (checks notes) Helping the Hotties... 😉

After all, we've always been at war with Eastasia...

That's exactly what they thought was going to happen. For-profit health care is a business. Businesses prioritize profits over all else. In the US, it's just blatant corruption.

1999: "Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization."

lol. 1999 was the best time for humanity; ridiculous!

2025: Oh shit...

They're scared... He disrupts the status quo...

At least you only need a one-way ticket. Your return flight will be at no cost to you. Although the destination is not negotiable.

This is the really loud rat that slept in the wall right next to your head and pissed you off every night!

Now the ship is on fire. That loud, annoying rat is loudly abandoning ship. She may act dumb, but she's making some smart decisions (for her own preservation) right now.

Except we can tell that you didn't...

Uptime: 237 days

Anybody else feel like Trump forgot Joe is still president? I feel like he thinks he resigned and handed the position over to Kamala. Weird old man delivers sad speach...