Yo, I’m at the pizza place. Y’all want anything?
It’s run by the pizza man. He’s got a pizza plan.
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two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Let me start off with a basket of chips
Then move on to the pollo asado taco
I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
Left Pizza, None Beef please
no thanks...
I would love to see a weirdly introspective tmnt where they suddenly realize how much better they would be without pizza… a lack of diabetes… blood pressure… all the salt of those anchovies.
Also there was that ep where shredder and the boys set up a pizza shop to track the weirdest order possible cause it had to come from the turtles.
pineapple
and
ham
Pineapple, ham, jalapeños, onions
Hawaiian supreme
You gotta swap out the ham for bacon, trust me on this one.
Something with mushrooms
Holy shiitake
I got a spare Copy of Super Mario Advance 2.
Are you at the combination Taco Bell & Pizza Hut?
The one on Jamaica Avenue?
I’ll take…
Pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
NEED THERAPY
ADVERTISING CAUSES MEEEEE THEREAPYYYYYYY
Now I'm in the mood for a banana banana banana terracotta pie
No canned tuna?
A veggie pie with anchovies, and make sure there's onion on it. Also garlic butter dipping sauce. I'm making my wife prove how much she loves me
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large,
Cheese with lamp
Side beans plz
make me one with everything
Teaches you Buddhism
as it should be
get one with pineapple for me and you can throw it in the trash
My usual: large deep pan, 2 x spicy pork, 2 x spicy beef, 2 x doner kebab meat, jalapeños, fresh green chillies. Please and thank you.
I wish they had doner and green chillies at a pizza place near us, sounds good!
My local pizza place calls this pizza the ‘Hossenfeffer’ because it’s what I order every time and have been doing so for about fifteen years.
I don’t know if anyone else has ever ordered it. But it’s the chien’s testicles.
The dog's testicles? Is that an idiom in french?
Also: outside of Laverne and Shirley, this is the only time I have encountered "Hossenfeffer" in my days., that I can remember at least.
You’re welcome?
I’ll Hossenfeffer all over you if you like.
Garlic bread pls
A pizza man, a pizza plan, a pizza canal - Pizza Panama
CanIgetUhmmm One single Olive
Barbeque chicken and a pizza plan to tax the rich
Let's get one with barbecued rich people
He takes installments? Jesus.
Not installments, but updates. Right now, the pizza man is on Pizza v 1.27.5
Only full deposits
I would not like one sam I an
I want a hug.
A capricciosa
Oh, a cyber-dinette, just like on Reddit!
Gorgonzola, walnuts, capers, olives, chipotle flakes, and a little grated vintage cheddar please. If that doesn't fit into the pizza man's pizza plan, don't trust the pizza man.
I'll take some garlic knots, thanks. Next time's on me.
Nah I'm good, thanks for asking though 🤘
I'll have a Hawaiian with mayo as the base. Please and thank you!
Edit: Anchovies too if it's not too late!!!
He's gonna make me money in pizza land?
He's definitely, not, a cop.
Funny Pizza Land?
Gimme two deluxe pizzas with nuttin'
May I please have eggrolls stod up like candles
Three taco supremes.
Hot honey pizza if they have
Beef patty with pepperoni and mozzarella. No coco bread tho
Anchovies, please.
The best topping
If you could hook it up with a pizza pan
The pizza man can!
No. I took too much chalories to me recently. Have to chop down again
5 cheese pizza but a cute lady also farts on it.
Whatever the chili hot pizza is, and one with bacon onion and egg to keep for breakfast.
One large deep dish spinach, mushroom, and Italian sausage with a side of cheesey bread please.
Yo, get the hot fish with peppers and mushrooms
Use hot sauce instead of tomato and put some canned chicken on top.
That with blue cheese on it is peak breakfast.
Just to fuck with you guys, a Trenton style mustard pie
He's dating Pizza Tran
Knots, please
Deputy Fife, Mr Limpet or Mr Roper?
Hey yeah man get me a medium pie with bacon, jalapeno, and extra cheese. Thanks buddy.
if they have stuffed pizza by the slice I'll take one, preferably mushroom onion and sausage but whatever they have ready is fine
get me that garlic bread with cheese and pepperoni.
Gimme that burrito deep dish.
No you may not ask any questions.
Big spender. Now that it’s almost $40 for a large 2 topping pizza.
Chicago style with Canadian bacon and shrimp.
the one with lizard people and pedos. wait. thats private islands. always get those mixed up.
In this economy? Tax the rich..
They got garlic fingers there?