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lemmy.blahaj.zone

WOOO SCIENCE FUCK YEAH

::: spoiler full screenshot

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the joys of being multiple

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Jankatarchreply
lemmy.world

This made me laugh so fucking much.

Wanna make some DIY HRT while naked together? /j

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Domi
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Lol those are basically exactly my results, twins. Edit, lol we're all such subs jfc

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hmmmmmm. All y'all with a gentle slope on your results, and me, 94% vanilla, 30% switch, single digits or 0's the rest of the way down ๐Ÿ˜…

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Snot Flickermanreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hey it's not your fault that we need to be spanked by a Scotsman while he plays bagpipes just to cum. You're the normal one here.

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lemmy.zip

Y'all are fuckin brave or down like a tectonic plate to be posting that.

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Nah, we're just horny :3
In my case, the estrogen and progesterone are to blame ๐Ÿ˜‚

I swear to god, HRT has somehow given me confidence to express the horny inside. No idea how that works, but I didn't use to be as subby before. Still a bit of a brat, but now I fold like a house of cards, lol.

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everybody wants to see horny women, but nobody wants to see horny men, so it's 100% understandable that presenting fem would make it easier to be horny in public

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I can undeestand, happened to me for the first couple months after starting spiro+EE.

As for the horny posting you probably feel more comfortable expressing yourself after having done the scariest part of transitioning, actually starting meds.

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n0xyreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I didnโ€™t even take the test. Such tests are usually useless without having had actual sex

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n0xyreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Iโ€™m afraid of that latter part. But it also isnโ€™t easy to get.

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n0xyreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Iโ€™m not good at approaching others or sustaining social relationships. But I would need to try with somebody I trust and am sure to be physically attracted to.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that ๐Ÿฅบ
I wish I could help you somehow...and I don't mean "help you" by giving you that experience, that'd be plain weird...

I'm sorry. I hope you find the right person for that. One that loves you and one that's attractive to you ๐Ÿฉต

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

My kinks have changed dramatically over the last 3 years lol. Here's my most recent previous one:

Funnily enough, if I took it today, it would also look different, as I've since discovered that I'm very polyamorous lmao

EDIT: I took it again, and here are my updated results:

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Sophienomenalreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Not sure, I score lower on brat nowadays. I put up much less of a fight than I thought I would when I took that test last. It's only occasionally that I'll tease or be that way, but only if my partner wants it. Otherwise, when I'm submitting, I'm theirs.

Here's an updated test I just took today, after finally being able to actually explore my sexual interests physically instead of just fantasizing about what I want (wow I'm ridiculously kinky lmao):

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Wow...that's kind of insane, honestly ๐Ÿ˜‚
In a good way...

Otherwise, when I'm submitting, I'm theirs

Huh, fair enough actually. Imo, that is indeed the way ๐Ÿ’œ

after finally being able to actually explore my sexual interests physically instead of just fantasizing about what I want

I'm not jealous, I swear ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Glad you're living to the fullest ๐Ÿฅน

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Awwww, thanks! My girlfriend is just as kinky lmao

Oh, and that reminds me! There's a girl I need to check for availability. She's a rigger, and I wanna do some suspension uwu

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Vivian
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I am a bit more switchy than I used to be after transitioning, but very much a sub hahahaha

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Vivianreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

mrrp I bought a collar today :3

It comes next week, Iโ€™ll have to make a post

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Foresterreply
pawb.social

Pro tip get a handle on yourself ;p

Hope you got a fabric based one. This type is a lot more comfortable than the basic plastic ones and is about the same price. "Tactical dog collar"

I own 2 of these and love them. (You do have to cut out the velcro loop for maximum comfort)

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Vivianreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Thanks for the tip! I splurged a little and got a leather one. I canโ€™t wait to show it off cause itโ€™s very pretty :3

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5 or so years ago I'd have been more on the dominant side but things have definitely shifted and now I'm more a switchy pet that might sometimes bite back :3

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I am in no position to kinkshame, but "ageplay" is a definite line I draw.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Reading the questions was enough to give me massive goosebumps... (the good kind)

Sorry for ze german in ze screenshot

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n0xyreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Even on the results you can still switch to English

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ani.social

This test tends to conform to your self image though. Really it's just introducing you to terms you might not have fully associated with yourself.

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Yes and no. You can skew it intentionally just like any online test BS.

But if you answer as clearly and correctly as you can? The results can be thought provoking. For example I scored highly on the "Mommy" scale, which was a surprise to me.

Then my ex got in contact with me because she needed reassurance that things were going to be OK, and it made me happy to be able to be there for her. And I had to think that, yeah, I do like mothering people, especially those who I fuck

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Skipped the dominant questions intentionally and took the abbreviated version, not surprised in the slightest, my tastes are simple

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sh.itjust.works

you can't just post this with no link...

Edit: sorry, I'm stupid, bdsmtest.org is right there in the screenshot

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I just redid this like a couple months ago!

I honestly don't know if I'm interpreting the questions differently than other people or if I really am just that sex-brained all the fucking time.

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Lily
lemmy.zip

I didn't expect so much in some stuff. Me sub?... I don't know what you mean เซฎโ‚ ยด ๊’ณ `โ‚Žแƒ

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I feel like having a porn star mindset after I saw my newst stats, last one was a few years ago. All my friends can apparently boink each other and I would cheerlead. Which I do, but that is not the point!!!

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Gyrcasreply
piefed.zip

I'd like to add that the exhibitionism has probably risen since then probably

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Decided to do it again today, here are my new results :3

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I have been wilder when I was younger, but this is where it's at now.

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