Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Homeboy just got out the wheelchair. Them leggies is jelly and he's balancing himself with core strength, dude looks like a wacky waving advert but goddamn is it impressive.
@The_Picard_Maneuver that man needs to occasionally do leg day when he goes to the gym.
Always funny to see how many big buff guys with chicken legs there are
Are his knees even real? How can they support such a buff upper body? I am afraid that they will break at every moment.
Or maybe the skinny jeans are supporting them.
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Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.
And the gap is in a different color hex code
Suez-max ass thigh gap
Does she have two vaginas side by side?
It's an upcoming waifu model.
Faun fashion
dat gap O_o
If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.
The peak male form.
Bro is anti leg day
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn't even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Hand stands only bro
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn't appear to have a left knee at all... He has bigger problems
Bro definitely drives to the gym
We're so keyed to spot ai that we've forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.
and gimps and kritas
Hey. I don't think you're allowed to just go around saying "gimps and kritas" in 2026. Try to be better.
KDE paints and Gahnome paints
Sad. Back in the day, everybody could tell by the pixels that it was 'shopped.
That's gotta be photoshopped. I've got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.
Even if he didn't do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.
Homeboy just got out the wheelchair. Them leggies is jelly and he's balancing himself with core strength, dude looks like a wacky waving advert but goddamn is it impressive.
Mate, just the walking involved doing a desk job working from home they should be bigger than that.
ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY
This is a shoop, right?
More like a What a man
What a man what a man what a tiny legged man?
(Oh, he's a tiny tiny legged man)
Gotta be fake
It's not just fake, it's old school fake. You can clearly see the photoshop along his legs.
I zoomed in for those who can't see it:
That's not a photo shop.
This is a photo shop.
I require context.
The good old days.
Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it
Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed
This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.
Dude looks like an anime character.
Despicable me ass-havin-legs
How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain't gonna go in his pants.
I read this in a pirate voice.
@The_Picard_Maneuver that man needs to occasionally do leg day when he goes to the gym.
Always funny to see how many big buff guys with chicken legs there are
I have long skinny legs and even mine look like tree trunks compared to this dude
WTF is leg day?
One of my buddies calls this a 'cake pop' build
my mom calls it a SpongeBob body
Lol I'm switching to using that
Dude skips every leg day
Dude’s never even heard of leg day
I've heard even thinking about exercising can cause some little bit of neuron activity, so dude may not even be aware he has legs.
He took "skinny jeans" a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.
Gru?
Are his knees even real? How can they support such a buff upper body? I am afraid that they will break at every moment. Or maybe the skinny jeans are supporting them.
Pretty sure it is photoshopped it to look like the cartoon characters with the massive upper body and tiny legs.
I refuse to believe this is a real human.
No one’s calves should be smaller than their upper arms
How I feel with my chicken legs wearing shorts.
I think dude might have some body dismorphia for his legs. Those calves at least don't look quite right...
I haven't seen legs that tiny since I saw Hegseth try and bench press
Upoer body hero, lower body zero.
He looks like Humpty Dumpty in those
Let the body shaming begin!
You would be surprised by how much stretch some jeggings have.
It's why women love stretchy jeans. So much stretch.