First customer, we just got set up.

It started as a joke about a hungry nurgling. But Tyranid rippers fit better.

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy, black peel

You're a monster, Mister Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows And I quote "Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment Of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch With a nauseous super "naus" You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce

##Tofu and Rice

Frozen firm tofu blocks. Freezing it makes it spongy and ready to soak up sauces. Thaw a little and cut into slices. Marinate in bachan's and spices in fridge for 24 hours.

Steam Jasmine rice with tiny bit of rice wine vinegar. Add tofu to an oiled non-stick pan. Chop up well stirring, toss in pan to cook evenly.

Put both in a bowl with hot sauce, enjoy.

##Cucumber Salad

Cut mini-cucumbers in half and into thick slices. Add to container add red wine vinegar and oil. Toss with salt, pepper, and tajin Close the lid, shake it. Stick it in your fridge for about an hour to allow flavors soak in.

Enjoy a cheap and clean meal, I hope.

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64143043

This was a labor of love. Anyhow had a bunch more ideas, but decided I had to live my life.

This was a labor of love. Anyhow had a bunch more ideas, but decided I had to live my life.

GIF style too. I like being subtle with my humor.

Dark Hedges in Ireland

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/63806145

Added a scene. My first version.

Maybe I'll do this more often. But I don't post anywhere but Lemmy.

Ok I'm done 😂

#1

Just kinda getting some scribbles. Got a better sense of his shape. Maybe can get looser next few times or not.

#2

Took a picture of the sun through the forest fire smoke. Lost sight of it before sunset it was so thick.

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/63456043

Boy clipped and stitched from an old commercial. Cliche, but I want you to do better.

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