The union sometimes gives out food packages to random members, and we got the big package one year. A small version of this was in there and I was delighted!
And when we were done it immediately appeared in my sewing room like magic!
These cookies are like the shittiest cookies you'd serve to someone in Denmark. They're for when you have to put something on the table but kind of don't want to, so you go for the cheap and easy option.
Baking them yourself is better, but they're still bland and boring.
I never had any in my childhood, mom told me they were terrible and she only bought them for a box. Now last week a few decades later, one of them has caught my eye in a store so I immediately bought some. Man, my mom was absolutely right, that goddamned box has managed to disappoint me twice...
If you happen to have bread, you can spread the butter on a slice, cover the top with sugar, and use a cookie cutter to make "instant cookies" for your dolly tea party. Just be sure to eat the scraps, and eat the cookies for the dollies because they can't. Mustn't waste food!
Just like crocodiles. Back from the days before time, when there was no plastic to package the things, and this one dinosaur lives on to remind us of the possibilities we had.
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The union sometimes gives out food packages to random members, and we got the big package one year. A small version of this was in there and I was delighted!
And when we were done it immediately appeared in my sewing room like magic!
Those cookies were fucking amazing though
You can still get them!
Pros of being an adult: you can buy cookies whenever you want.
Cons of being an adult: you can buy cookies whenever you want.
Pros of living in Denmark: they have these at every grocery store and even the cheap brands are amazing
Cons of living in Denmark: they have these at every grocery store and even the cheap brands are amazing
Maybe you, I can buy cookies for about 5 minutes after my paycheck clears
Damn, how many cookies are you buying that quickly?!
With current prices? 2.5 cookies
Ah, the duality of man.
Man. I'm total opposite. They kind of sucked.
You're 100% correct that they suck.
These cookies are like the shittiest cookies you'd serve to someone in Denmark. They're for when you have to put something on the table but kind of don't want to, so you go for the cheap and easy option.
Baking them yourself is better, but they're still bland and boring.
You gotta have Royal Dansk.
They are the good ones.
The knockoff ones are always shitty.
I never had any in my childhood, mom told me they were terrible and she only bought them for a box. Now last week a few decades later, one of them has caught my eye in a store so I immediately bought some. Man, my mom was absolutely right, that goddamned box has managed to disappoint me twice...
I'm really tempted to ban you...
But seriously we can all have opinions. If you ever happen to be given these though let me know and I'll send you an address to ship them to
I'd give anything to be a sugar baby to someone who'd regularly supply me with Royal Dansk.
But then you need to buy so many sewing kits
Is it my address? Because I hope it's my address.
Of course they were, they were basically butter rolled in sugar!
And?
And that is a great combination!
Hold on... I have a stick of butter in fridge and a bag of sugar in pantry... Gotta try something
Caramel/butterscotch is literally this, heat till brown.
If I am making butterscotch should I also pour in some scotch?
Try melting them together!
2026: Human Discovers Baking
With a blow torch?
Whatever inspires you!
If you happen to have bread, you can spread the butter on a slice, cover the top with sugar, and use a cookie cutter to make "instant cookies" for your dolly tea party. Just be sure to eat the scraps, and eat the cookies for the dollies because they can't. Mustn't waste food!
This is a cool idea and I think it will be my daughter's new favorite thing!
You sound like a person who has sprinkles. If so, sprinkle.
Baking was invented again this day
I haven't been baked in years...
Just like crocodiles. Back from the days before time, when there was no plastic to package the things, and this one dinosaur lives on to remind us of the possibilities we had.
Put your random sockets and screwdriver bits in those tins. My auntie was impressed at the amount of organization.