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lemmy.world

But if it were a different religion or ethnicity...

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The next time someone tries to tell me about Jesus, I want to introduce them to the oldest, living religion in the world. Have you tried seeking Shiva or Lord Krishna? They were around way before your made up blonde Jesus.

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My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I'm really worried he'll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I'm a "just wasn't raised with religion" person but he's one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It's personal. I don't think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.

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programming.dev

If we are gonna have cults can we atleast have cults beyond our comprehension rather than this annoying bullshit?

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DillDoughreply
lemmy.zip

Like pedophile cannibal cults with "chefs that cook every 'color" of shrimp?

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replace pedophile cannibal with cosmic entities beyond your comprehension and every color with colors beyond your comprehension then yes

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lemmy.world

There was a guy like that sitting on a bus I was on a couple of days ago. I asked him if he wanted the guitar wrapped around his neck or broken on his head. He got off at the next stop.

I don't put up with much.

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lemmy.zip

Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn't the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.

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Seriously. What the fuck is this trend?

Probably just something trending on social media. Influencers no longer decide what to do themselves but are controlled by algorithms no one really understands. One week it's pranking your dog, next week it's christian songs in an airplane.

And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

Staff is not being paid enough to fight 15 people at once. Other passengers don't want to be charged with assault.

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Wispy2891reply
lemmy.world

Well,

First, Ryanair wouldn't have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge

Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets

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xkbxreply
startrek.website

eating the guitar analy

i think the kids call this boofing

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Yes because half the time on Ryanair flights you are subjected to their own advertising. What fucking perfumes they carry, their shitty lottery thing, their sandwiches blah blah. Honesty all this shit should be illegal. It's like unskippable ads while I'm trying to listen to my music. The comms should be only about plane safety and flight information.

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Talcosisreply
lemmy.zip

It's the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.

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its the new crazy looney street corner preacher, actually. door to door is still jehovah witness thing. we have one that shows up consistently near a busy subway entrance.

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lemmy.today

They do this to a captive audience because if people had the choice, they wouldn’t willingly suffer this inanity. It’s rapist mentality and abhorrent behavior.

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Malycareply
lemmy.zip

No wonder so many of them find God in prison

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sh.itjust.works

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

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lemmy.world

Shit like this makes me feel little bits of the truth came through the Bible. Missed by the men who'd use it for their own gain.

If there was a higher being a "God," I doubt they would be as cruel and barbaric as the books say. Why bother being that way? Maybe at one time, it wanted to be closer to us, but realized it wasn't good for us. Now we've got folks thinking they feel it, but "it" is probably long gone. Either exploring the universe and everything between or dead.

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Aurenkinreply
sh.itjust.works

Could be, it's fundamentally unknowable. I see it like being super into WH40K lore. There's so much to learn, so many opinions and sometimes it's fun to think about but it's a hobby best kept to yourself or those who are interested in discussing it. It's not a thing to share by singing and praising the god emperor of mankind to a captive audience trapped in a metal tube with you.

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I listen to a podcast laying down every lore detail of that dystopian mess. I do not play wh40k.

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lemmy.ml

Treat your religion like your penis:

  • Do whatever the hell you want with it in private.
  • If someone asks to see it, feel free to show them
  • If you're with a group of people who all agreed to show each other your penises, go for it
  • but please don't ever whip it out in public
  • please don't cram it down kids throats either
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I'm treating my penis like religion - I'm largely exaggerating stories about it that we're mostly made up.

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these people think god is merciful, but hes actually quite spiteful/wrathful regardless of peoples devoutness. per the bible.

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mlg
lemmy.world

I'm too lazy to check but what airline is this?

I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.

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Kazumarareply
discuss.tchncs.de

The front of the turbine looks orange. It could maybe be EasyJet or the special 100 year livery of American Airlines

According to this article, it was indeed EasyJet, and this incident happened around April 2022.

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The only correct way to be on a flight is collectively miserable and pissed off as we’re all stuck like canned sardines

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I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.

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AlecSadlerreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Nail clippers are allowed on carry-ons and can clip guitar strings easily.

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May they receive the lord’s own unexpected rough air straight into the fucking ceiling and back down onto the corner of one of the metal service carts.

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aussie.zone

I'd lean in to this so hard!

"Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!"

*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*

"It's a miracle! Satan has been cast out' I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!"

*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*

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Rather be on one of those planes where the religious nutjobs were carrying box cutters. At least it's over sooner.

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Seems like a perfect time to crank Uncle Fucker by Terrance and Philip and rock the joint proper.

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That, or any copyrighted music.

They’re just doing this for TikGoon or instaspooge.

Don’t let them.

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lemmy.world

Nah nah nah fuck that guy like actually we would be fucking livid

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You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.

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Just when I thought flying could not possibly be a more awful experience, a Christian shows me the way.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.

Touch down!!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!!! Joe Montananananananana!

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I remember when Mike Pence, Donald Trump's first VP, talked about his religion was all about speaking in tongues. So when people mocked it, he took offense.

But my thinking - fuck that. One could argue that it's not mocking at all. That's just how God speaks to me. And God called you a dumbass.

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Always bring some portable speakers and Slayer (or something similar - Arch Enemy might be even more atheistic and less problematic) with yourself if you plan to fly.

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aussie.zone

Just keep giving those tuning pegs a bit of a twist.

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Jaxreply
sh.itjust.works

I mean, is this not a recent video??? Why is it so fucked up and grainy? Who is the guy singing through the seats to? A ghost?

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If you look at it, the tiktok username and logo are also grainy and fucked up. I'd say it got downloaded and uploaded a couple times before it made it here, it's just jpeg compression

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