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Wait, didn't he just few months ago literally assassinate the iranian head of state? I mean good riddance but still.

Also an iranian general in his previous term.

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It's not just Iran, we all want you gone Donny. Preferably in prison, but we'll take anything by now.

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yes, thats how that works. you randomly started a war that killed their leader and 150 children in the first few days.

justifiably, everyone with a critically thinking neuron wants you dead

the narcissism is deep

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He makes a constant effort every single day to make everyone hate him, why is he surprised?

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fedia.io

Just Iran? I'll bet we could do a global poll and it would be so many more countries.

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FenrirIIIreply
lemmy.world

At least 50% of the global population would want him gone

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Just gone? That number is far higher. I think many would refrain from saying they want him murdered though. I bet it's still higher than 50% that would be fine with that.

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The mullahs hate America, so it would make more sense for them to let him live so that we suffer more.

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Mrkawfeereply
lemmy.world

Not just the leader, wife and daughter and grand daughter were also killed. Trump is also bombing their country during the state funeral.

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If some foreigner bombed my country's girl's school then I would want them killed as well. This is obvious. We didn't need to hear it from trump (but his media owning billionaire buddies like to give him all the platform he needs).

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lemmy.world

He's fucking bragging about how much if a piece of shit he is that other people want to kill him. Bragging. That's all his life is about, bragging about this or that

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Sometimes his bragging is hilarious.

On Italian TV there was a sports show where some pundit was saying "no but Infantino would have never bent the rules like this, it is because they noticed some problem with the VAR and we're going to get explainations soon" - meanwhile the control room was showing on the back monitors trump "truthing" his bragging "I corrupted FIFA and I am proud of it"

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Gee why the FUCK they would want to do that, huh Donny? JFC did you forget about the school you bombed, killing 120 children? Did you forget you killed their leader? Did you forget you started an entire fucking war with them because your buddy asked you too? I cannot even wrap my head around how much of a moron this guy is.

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I'm honestly surprised every time I see Trump on screen his face isn't just completely obscured by a massive amount of red laser sight dots.

Seriously though, are there just no good assassins left in this world?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Oh please.

Trump's the best thing that's happened to the Iranian government in years.

There's no way they'd want to assassinate a deranged moron who's united the country under their rule, hamfistedly provided them with excuses for whatever aggression they want to engage in and is such an incompetent boob that he can't manage to effectively counter a single move that they make.

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I swear that Americans (yes, I am one) simply have no real concept of what war is. They think it's like Call of Duty or some shit.

No dude, their leader was assassinated, schools are being bombed, their infrastructure is being blown up, one of their main sources is income has been shut down for like 6 months. They're not benefiting from this.

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frongtreply
lemmy.zip

Iran is definitely not united. They are not benefitting from this war in any way.

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They are benefitting. They've gained a lot of power by defeating the US.

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They're not benefitting now, but any realistic settlement for this war will give them a lot of things they wanted (sanctions relief being a big one).

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Everyone wants you dead, Donald. Including your own wife, she can't fucking wait for you to die.

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village604reply
adultswim.fan

Most of us know that'll just throw fuel on the fire.

The best would be him publicly dying of natural causes.

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My preference is that he dies peacefully in his sleep at the start of a long televised meeting. He falls asleep so often and shits his pants enough that no one would notice or dare speak up that he might have died. By the time the meeting is over he will be far beyond resuscitation. Then we just have to endure the few years of his most ardent supporters demanding investigations into who poisoned him.

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When he said he was going to give a long rambling speech on the 4th of July in dangerous heat… I held my breath hoping

Is there something about being an evil fuck that makes you live forever. Steve Irwin dies tragically young, grandpa Hitler over here can scream in a sauna about how evil immigrants are for 2 hours with no ill effect.

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I think a public offering would be preferred. Feed him to some pigs after, and film it all.

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He made himself the No.1 target. Not just for Iran. Both previous attempts came from his own people.

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lemmy.world

You threatened their negotiators lives at the negotiating table. Fuck all the way off crybully bitch

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I suspect Trump got some control (how much is real and how much is performative is unclear) of Venezuela by threatenning the surviving Venezuelan leaders with the same fate as Maduro, since the US never sent anywhere enough troops to that country to actually conquer it - actually facing the entire Venezuelan military (and any subsequent guerrilla warfare if they actually won) would be a whole different ball game from a single special ops action.

Since that worked to get some control over Venezuela, I bet that with these threats (and his open threaths on the lives of the current Iraninan leadership and even his starting of the war by taking out the Iranian Supreme Leader) he was basically trying to do the same thing to Iran as he did to Venezuela.

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Lol no one wants to assassinate a senile loser who fucks up everything he touches and won't stop touching things.

A leader who's a staunch supporter of his enemies and a dire threat to his allies.

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lemmy.today

Why would they do this favor to the U.S.?

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I think that no other President in American History would be this good at amplifying the damage to America of the strategy that Iran is deploying.

Trump's servile posture towards Israel alone guarantees that America's neck remains on the noose it pretty much made for itself.

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Why would anyone want to assassinate Trump? He's got a matter of weeks left. A few months at most.

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I just had to look it up and Bitch McConnell was freezing up on camera two years ago. Trying not to get my hopes up on how little runway Trump has left.

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CADmonkeyreply
lemmy.world

I think they have some concoction/process that keeps him upright and concious for about a month at a time.

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lemmy.world

I think there is a decent sized percentage of hard right people who would do it if they could figure out how. I mean so far it's always them that do crazy shit.

Guy who drove a burning Tesla into the trump building.

Guy in golf course with a gun

Kirks alleged shooter.

Oh and Trump's "alleged shooting" shooter. Also alt right.

It's a irrational pipeline for violence.

Crazy men who have lost their families and friends due to their trump allegiance. Now disillusioned. Out for justice.

Some ex military.

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Typotyperreply
sh.itjust.works

How about past rape victims

The future rape victims haven't thought of it yet, but for self preservation maybe they should start planning things

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daanniireply
lemmy.world

I think it takes a very impulsive person to do these attacks. And I'm not sure most rape victims are in that category. But who knows.

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Don't underestimate revenge. Revenge for a life ruined Revenge for a lost child Revenge because you have a screw loose

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Why would any half-way competent strategist in Iran ever want to kill the man who is doing the most to defeat Iran's enemy?!

I mean, sure, in Iran like everywhere else there are plenty of simpletons who only understand war at the 5-year-old level of "we have to do to them what they did to us", so those will say (or be told) that "we shall kill Donald Trump", but surelly the people in the Iranian leadership who have come up with and are deploying the very successful strategy of attacking American and Israeli interests in the Middle East and turning American allies against America, are well aware of the role of Donald Trump in repeatedly putting his foot on the obvious trap and seriously amplifying the damage of it.

I mean, for all they, like almost all American Presidents in the XX and XXI century, were murderous sociopaths, imagine if it was Obama, Reagan or even Bush (well, Senior, maybe not Junior) in this situation (for the sake of simplificity, imagine that it was already ongowing when they got the job): I very much doubt their handling of it would be this incompetent, out of control, flip-flopping obviously corrupt grift entirelly subservient to Israel.

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lemmy.ca

I'm pretty sure Netanyahu is No. 1. As far as Iran is concerned, Trump is just a moron with a mental disorder.

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fedia.io

Netanyahu would be nice to get rid of, but Israeli society is more or less united against Iran so it wouldn't matter much in the big picture.

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Doesn't matter if Netanyahu goes or not. They would put Netanyahu Mk Ⅱ in charge.

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How dare anyone even think that!...............

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Vikthorreply
piefed.world

Iran is still a theocratic regime that executes people for just protesting. Both sides can be scum in a war.

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Well I agree with you about that. But disliking Trump doesn't make them scum, or scummier. I don't wish them success in killing him but that's because being called a martyr is too good for him.

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So far, we've had several times more domestic assassination attempts on Trump than we have Iranian.

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so he is saying iran is incompetent and him being alive proves that chrisianity is greater than islam. oh well. guess all the middle east folks will have to convert or something because I mean. Hes alive. Hes got you there.

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I despise reactionaries, religious or not. So it's hard to say whether I hate the mullahs or MAGAts more.

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BS, the opposition will not remove a moron from power. Hitler is the classic example. He was thankfully ruining German military strategy and the Allies decided not to assassinate the shitbag. However, 40+ Germans, especially from the Wehrmacht, wanted his ass dead.

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Do they? Didn't they just make bank like they haven't in a long time? I know a lot of civilian infrastructure has been threatened, but has any of it been hit, or have they had to close wells?

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