Seriously, this whole site, but the images are killing me. They seriously couldn't find pictures of nail guns? 😂
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My favorite.
I love how there's just a straight up gun toward the bottom left.
Omfg xD https://nailerguy.com/nail-for-gun/
Edit: 🫥 https://nailerguy.com/nail-gun-magazine-spring-replacement/
Edit 2: Oh god no.... https://nailerguy.com/nail-count-estimator-for-deck-boards/
OK well, maybe if we ignore the images and just read the text we will find valuable information!
Found a picture of a real person, unfortunately I don't think he is truly a "pro who has felt the kickback of a framing nailer." Maybe he just does a stock photo gig when he's not Nailing Wood!
https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-shot-of-a-man-with-eyeglasses-8035299/
This is your average google result "website"
what the fuck
Well I didn’t know fisting a nail gun was a thing…
That top one is the best. Like something from Evil Dead.
Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. 😂
Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!
Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite
Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.
It requires two hands coming off the same arm.
You gotta control that thin metal blade coming off the side of the tool or it will cut the shit out of your project and/or extra hand.
Is this a concept art for a new video game?
Groovy.
Choose your own adventure:
For "What are you doing, step-carpenter?" turn to page 41
For "alternate universe Evil Dead," turn to page 22
Ash Williams takes up carpentry
The Fister
Nailgun Man, newest villain in Chainsaw Man
Honestly that would be cool in a doom game
Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition
The first one slaps. It's Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.
Or live-action Mega Man after he's absorbed the powers of Construction Man.
Those are perfectly cromulent hands.
I saw this one and thought to myself "haha man they really messed up". Turns out this was mild one lol
Nailgun Fister
sounds like a metal af band name.
My thoughts as well. There's slop an there is SLOP.
It's obvious no human even read this before it was posted.
How can I possibly trust the other guys' reviews? They don't have a single body-horror pic!
I just used my H2EE6AF jigsaw version of a drill with finger extenders yesterday
No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article
Oh now that makes sense to me. I was trying to figure out how anyone could possibly think those were acceptable images. But it makes sense if the entire site is fully generated.
Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.
Some days I feel like I have two right hands.
...as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?
Mom drank a lot during pregnancy.
I doubt alcohol is strong enough for that.
Maybe mom liked drinking paint?
He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.
This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.
Prepare your
wallwillThat page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.
Uh...hands that work?
omg that bottom 'finger' ...
You're just jealous of their long pinky
mmm finger soup
Wait till you see the writing on the side
I liked the one that said shidlad. Really called out the author
well yeah, that's the ancient language of the old ones, of course they make great shiplap nailers....
Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup
I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.
AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.
::: spoiler Tap to see worst
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So bad, only AI can hallucinate it apparently. Like, you couldn’t find a single carpenter for a model? There are plenty, I assure you.
You don't need to find a carpenter. The marketing photos are free to use right off [brand] website
The one with the knuckles on the wrong side of the hand is kind of troubling
The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII
When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.
Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?
Yes, he had his accident before he got into acting.
Dear Lord that's bad. The whole website must be god awful, I didn't peek at it yet. But seriously with pics like that I'd put money on the website leading to some sort of scam.
Probably created by AI without any human reviewing anything.
Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.
How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".
Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?
This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.
Person placing images in the site is likely not person
Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!
I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.
If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..
How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.
Not with that attitude they don't.
Just needs more fingers
I really liked the nail guns in Quake I
My favorite weapon. I want one for real.
Nailed it.
Hit the nail on the head.
That isn't just Professional anymore, it's Confessional.
That's my favorite brand!
the text also seems to be generated slop lol
This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.
Fuck. Nightmare fuel
Images spoilered due to uncanny horror: ::: spoiler spoiler
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Is that an alien?
I would never want to buy a product when you cant even photograph the actual item. absurd
Nailgun hands would be fun for a couple hours
You're just in denial of the FUTURE! /s
That would require effort.
Armed and ready!
All the pics in this thread have me alternating between laughing and crying at their inanity!
Long before I've seen worst Photoshop fails. If the webmaster is an idiot, it's irrelevant if the catalogue image is made with PS or AI