I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don't like carrying a full poo bag. That's why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don't leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I'll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
Literal shit post
oh, oh! ... wait! ... oh! .... I see it!!! .... it's over my house!!!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
Slap an address on that fucker
✅ feces
✅ Transport parcel
:(
Is that Jack Black?
Envy (2004)
7% on Rotten Tomatoes lol
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
Yea honestly it's a great movie with a bit of a lesson tucked in. How does a jack black and ben stiller movie have 7%? lol
I remember it being funny, but it's been a long time since I watched it.
Agreed. It's not the best movie ever, but it is funny, and I think it deserves a higher rating.
Immediately added to my watchlist....
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
First thing i asked myself when i saw this picture.
Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That's so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I've mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
really expecting that gif to end differently
This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
But yours don't also deplete our precious helium supply...?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they've got the ability to sort it out up there.
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God's poop disposal system.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
The poo dropped right on someone's car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you're supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren't USians
I met this guy with a dog who was kind of an asshole honestly. The dog seemed cool tho.
Agreed, it's gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don't like carrying a full poo bag. That's why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don't leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I'll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
I feel like I'd be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
Wasn't it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
It already happens with birds, so it's not such a big change, if that's the price of human progress.
No
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
North Korea Style
Removed from the environment.
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
- game devs
Nothing exists beyond the skybox
I'm just hoping the front doesn't fall off.
They go into space, where they become stars.
Don't you love watching the dog poo bags twinkle on a clear winter night?
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
Came here to say this
Also if you combine it with fire, you can turn your boring existing problem into an exciting new problem!
Oh the poomanity!
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
Don't worry the dog just found a money pile, the dog will be ok
Read better man
no
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
He called the shit poop!
Yes!
This has Metal Gear vibes.
In the same vein (Kojima) I was going to say Death Stranding.
This really is a shitpost.
Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
Y?
U!
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it...
This is a gag gift, right?
Yes, I'm pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
Someone will gag eventually if this indeed
Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally..
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
And when it's high enough, it explodes.
Unrealistic without hauling around a huge heavy tank of helium.
Helium tanks wouldnt be heavy though, dummy!
The empty tank itself is heavy.
You'd need a small dirigible for my dog
I don't recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it's actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
"And that's how I got the house to Paradise Falls. "
Send it back into nature! I love it!
Says here the biggest buyer is... North Korea?
The dark lords.