The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
We can't forget about this famous line from the movie.
"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations
Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.
I think that era is over. GTA 6 is looking to be another visually pretty rendition with limited innovation, and the satirical elements being sidelined for actual americana bs.
We've had games with destructible environments, realistic reactions, and decent physics, 15 years ago, and somehow the only envelope R* push are visuals, which are incremental at best, and online play, which are pay-to-win toxic casinos.
Let's not count it out just yet. I would put money on you being right, but I really want you to be wrong, and until it comes out there's always a chance.
"This... is Head Radio, a Love Media station. Just one of nine hundred radio stations, three hundred TV stations, four networks, three satellites, ten senators (thank you, thankyou, thank-YOOOU)... Head Radio."
“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
“Wove. Twue wove…”
Inconceivable!
I'll be back.
An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
Watch your cornhole, bud.
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us.... a shrubbery!
He will give us all a good spanking!
It's just a flesh wound.
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
There are some who call me... Tim.
Bring out your dead!
I've got an idea, why doesn't Lancelot go?
Nu!
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.
"A hospital?! What is it?!"
A building where sick people go, but that’s not important now.
Multipass
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
Yeah yeah yeah she KNOWS ITS A multi pass
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.
I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
From 'DC Cab.'
The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, "I see that Kung-fu mother fucker."
In the TV version it's "I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter."
Yippie Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon.
"Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."
One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
As you wish!!!!!
FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!
Absolute timeless classic!! :D
Are you sure? It's also in Star Wars - "Vader, release him."
If you cannot identify this line...
“Uh, well sir, it's, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together... uh...”
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, and what-have-you
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
yippee ki yay...
"WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!"
Die Hard!!!
Yippie kayak other buckets!
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
"Inconceivable!"
"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you! I just had it stuffed."
Get to da choppa.
Proceed to the helicopter
Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
Shenanigans?
holds pistol out to Cap oooooh!
Oh no, there's soap in my coffee
I don't like sand.
Good news, everyone!
Yeah Futurama
One ping only.
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please
“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”
Hello there.
:: low pitched bird type squawk::
One million dollars!
puts pinky to mouth
One... glances to the side hundred... more furtive glances billion... number two giving thumbs up and nodding dollars!
The line must be drawn here!
You broke your little ships.
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."
I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.
Gross
Aaaadriaaan!
Nice fukkin' model!
Honk Honk
"Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice."
"It's showtime."
(breaks out of ground with carnival ride on his head)
"ATTENTION, KMART SHOPPERS!"
Hack the planet!
can he swing from a web
no, he can't, he's a pig
LOOK OUT
he's a spiii-iiii-iiiider piiiiiiiiiiiig
“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”
Be excellent to each other!
ludicrous speed… GO!
"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
"in a row?"
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"
"Let's go eat, huh?"
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
"Oh hi Mark"
"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."
Still hurts.
Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.
*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.
I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful
Everybody got that? ...Good.
"What about you guys?"
"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
“How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!
When will then be now? Soon.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
“This town needs an enema”
Did you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
We can't forget about this famous line from the movie.
"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
I'm not sure it's one and done. I've been meaning to try to find a copy of the book and forgetting.
the hammer is my penis
Nation. Sin.
And I won't feeeeeeeel
a thing
Hasta la vista, baby
No ticket.
Yes, have some.
I looked at the trap Ray.
I'm too terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought
"what's the symbology?"
SYMbolism what is the SYMbolism?!
Cause I'm an expert in
Nameology
OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.
Mmm no clue what movie this is from.
That's kind of the point though, isn't it?
If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations
Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.
Cast it into the fire!!
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."
Zoltan!
And theeeeeen?
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'
(This is a trick question that has two right answers)
UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54
Spatula City!
The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.
Sounds Swedish.
That's the one I remember lol
edit: that and, "I'm not detecting any leaks"
"This is no time to talk about time, we don't have the time!"
You better find a way to make it easy, soldier, or I'm gonna start pushing buttons!
i like how this overtook: "scotty, beam me up". lol
You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.
Say hello to my little friend
"Don't mess with the Jesus."
Large Marge sent me
It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.
Came to comment exactly this! Although I was tempted by:
“This review has only one line, it says ‘Shit Sandwich.’”
Any line from the script to The Big Lebowski.
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
"You're out of your element, Donny!"
They're nihilists
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"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
“Ass to ass”
"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."
Anybody want a peanut?
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Samir Naga.... Nagi.... Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one's going to miss him.
“Two fighters against a star destroyer?”
Which one is that?
Empire Strikes Back. When they’re giving the plans to the crews for evacuating Hoth.
I have a fondness for memorable one liners in movies where it’s the characters only line.
"Listen... Do you smell something?"
"This isn't where I parked my car"
"Mi scusi!"
Fuck you, Mars
An excellent adaptation, except they cut his rant about Aquaman. Also:
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler A pair of boobs -> ( .Y . ) :::
"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
"You've met me at a strange time of my life"
Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.
You wouldn't toss a dwarf
Cattle mutilations are up.
And your GF sleeps above the covers
Six feet above the covers!
"Eight? Who taught you math!?"
Groovy
"I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!"
"Senor Diiickheeead!"
Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know
Opening to one of the greatest games of the early 2000s.
Grand Theft Auto III was the beginning of a new era for both gaming, and Rockstar.
I think that era is over. GTA 6 is looking to be another visually pretty rendition with limited innovation, and the satirical elements being sidelined for actual americana bs.
We've had games with destructible environments, realistic reactions, and decent physics, 15 years ago, and somehow the only envelope R* push are visuals, which are incremental at best, and online play, which are pay-to-win toxic casinos.
Let's not count it out just yet. I would put money on you being right, but I really want you to be wrong, and until it comes out there's always a chance.
From memory:
"This... is Head Radio, a Love Media station. Just one of nine hundred radio stations, three hundred TV stations, four networks, three satellites, ten senators (thank you, thankyou, thank-YOOOU)... Head Radio."
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"
Baffling
"It's in Belgium".
My nipples look like milk duds.
Your clothes are red!
Again with the squeaky shoes.
Put the cookie down!
That was really a bomb? Man, there's some sick people in this world, sick people!
"No stairway. Denied."
I am steve
"STEVE!"
She doesn't even go here
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
How you doing?😠 💅
Aggressively sings: “Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?”
click
🎶 Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
It was a Tuesday.
We both like soup.
lithium is no longer available on credit
"I have no response to that."
They never do!
Bitches leave.
The stars! They are not in position!
"I feel the need..."
(I don't even have to finish the line.)
That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.
Too late, Nathan. Too late.
"You're wasting your time talking to her. You wouldn't waste you time however dancing with her."
Kiss my Converse
Brenda?
“Where can warp drive take us, except away from here?”
Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.
Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.
"Are you sure?" Not a movie but close enough.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
I didn't know this was in a movie. Which one?
Welcome to eartf
Earth, what a shithole.
It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!
I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
"he can't see without his glasses"
Denny Crane
Was that a goat?
Big Trouble
"Now this is happening"
Stop lollygagging! And... regular gagging!
Here's mine:
"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"
"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:
Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:
Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick
You know what you people are, you're bastard people
I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow