Spyke
lemmy.world

Yeah, it was the only one that I could shorten up off the top of my head. I don’t think we’re at the point where a brainrot term is fixed in meaning.

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Well yes, but if you're unaliving, you're killing people. If you're unalived you die.

But luckily another commenter found a wonderful solution.

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They say listening to music is a great way to learn a new language

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Extra cursed: I am currently testing Orbit, the LLM stuff Mozilla is offering where you can process stuff locally. This video transcript makes me unsure if i should keep it to laugh my ass off or uninstall it because it's a waste of system ressources:

"The speaker in the transcript references a song with the repeated phrase "Music" throughout. They express their familiarity with the people and settings in the song, using descriptive language such as "saucy places" and "sainted chief." The speaker also mentions feeling triggered and salty, and expresses difficulty in joining in when people are being excessive. They reminisce about their past, mentioning a churchy school environment and feeling dragged. The speaker also uses the phrase "glow up" to describe personal growth, and again mentions the difficulty in keeping up with those who are "extra." The speaker also references the song's location and the concept of a "made world." Overall, the speaker is expressing their connection to and thoughts on a particular song and its lyrics."

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lemmy.world

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔… b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr

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KSP Atlasreply
sopuli.xyz

I can understand a scary amount of this

::: spoiler translation I can't lie, this pisses me off so much and it's so bad right now, not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now, buddy? Heh, at this point just go. Be for real though, I don't even know anymore. Be right back, I'm going to go, I've got to go at this moment, heh, but if this pisses you off too, let me know, for real. :::

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feddit.uk

Can we acknowledge that, in hindsight, Mad World was some seriously trite, meaningless, two-dimensional bullshit? It's like the "you'll never understand me Mom" poetry of a fourteen year old who just discovered Hot Topic.

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lemmy.world

That's probably because Donnie Darko also fits the above comment pretty much perfectly.

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Soggyreply
lemmy.world

I still like Donnie Darko but it's definitely best to first see it when you're a teenage boy.

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Pretty sure you don't understand how important iam14andthisisdeep kinds of phases are for developing a well rounded individuality. The reason you find it cringey is growth

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Sure, but acknowledgment doesn't stop 14 year olds who just discovered Hot Topic from existing. If there's a market, somebody will cater to it.

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Clone Wars. Attack of the Killer Broccoli.

Does it make me a bad person that I can't look at a kid like this without picturing them spending their time listening to washed up reality stars, laughing at rape 'jokes' and licking the boots of billionaires?

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It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.

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I've always been impressed when my dreams are able to time the end with my alarm clock. It's like my brain knows it's about to go off.

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lemmy.world

I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.

What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain't nobody looking at my dirt star

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You don’t have to be gay to discover the prostate being a 10x orgasm.

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Sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. This one, however, is telling me you need to get your balloon knot waxed and upload it for my viewing pleasure.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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lemm.ee

I’d still recommend a good trim just cause that shit looks gross (imo)

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lemmy.world

Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time

You're call.

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If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.

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I had a dream I was in a massage parlor and just never got to the massage part

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discuss.online

What is it with kids in the Brillo hair? It's silly looking. I mean my generation as kids, we had stupid hair too, but this is just inexplicable.

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The 80s are such an odd choice to make a fashion come back. I can't get past the current young people dressing like the white collar parents of my day. But I also see a bit of the 90s at play and it is interesting to see how fashion plays around like that

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You are biased because it was your stupid hair, they'll feel the same way about theirs.

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lemmy.world

This is so terrible I blocked your entire instance

But it won't matter, the brainrot has already infected lemmy's core

So much quicker than reddit ever did too, interesting.

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