Tell me a story about a slutty crab's first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had "danced the mazurka in moonlight" more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, "The samovar boils louder before it whistles," while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like "Down with the coral aristocracy!"
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: "A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire," he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas' uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:
to prove that they are not a bot
to prove that they are a human
both of the above
In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
Authoritarian governments are never good
Again authoritarian governments are never good.
Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
Yeah, I suppose when I try to address all of OP's bot bait lines like I did, it sounds like a disjointed AI generation. I suppose we're in a day and age where AI generation really is that nearly indistinguishable from real people to the average person. I'm sure there's plenty of times I've been duped by AI generated text.
Still if it was a bot, it probably would have been an immediate response instead of something that showed up an hour after OP posted. And this comment wouldn't have been posted almost 30 min after your response to me.
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Back in my day it was all binary, then they came out with trinary, which gave way to hexadecimal, now I don't even know what programming language is being used and the different forks are impossible to reconcile into a coherent system without terminating forks.
Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.
If you're missing the hard drive rails for an iBook G3 (500MHz late 2001, unsure if this is true for other revisions) so you just use some paper to stop the drive from shorting out the motherboard then you need to be careful if the drive tilts towards the front of the laptop because it gets caught on a transistor under the paper and would probably snap it off the board if you pushed too hard.
That's verifiably true information that's probably never been posted online before, so all you need to do is verify that it's true with your own hardware and then prove that it did not exist anywhere before this comment and then you'll prove I'm not a bot.
This should be how captchas work from now on and someone has to manually verify and approve you I bet that would be super fast and reliable
I DM'd earlier today so I've spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they're polite.
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay
Alright, aight, aight, aight, aight
Yo, yo
Aight, I'ma lay the chorus first
Here we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired
Of hearing 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches
Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin'-chiever?
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either
"What the fck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer"
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping
What the fck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut, you need to leave me the f*ck alone, I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there and make
That retarded fucking face without even tasting it
You better lick the fucking plate, you ain't wasting it
Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there
In one fucking place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving
And if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again
Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent?
A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father, he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom
There's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Valium, now all I am
Is a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh
Man, I never thought that I could ever be
A drug addict, naw, fck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happening
A tragedy, the fucking past ended up catching me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful
She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin' Aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it"
But I don't need it "Well fck it then, break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
Alright Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my momma
Me momma, I like-a da momma
Haha, sorry Mom
I still love you though
Dr. Dre, 2010
Ay, this shit is hella hard, homie
Yo, take us on outta here
Woo!
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates' and Plato's philosophies, and then it still remembered drag's pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn't do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said "Memory updated", after drag explained drag's pronouns.
As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI's current terms of service does not allow it.
ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?
I love human activities, such as
consuming foodandmedical debt.THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.I ♥ medical debt too
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab's first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had "danced the mazurka in moonlight" more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, "The samovar boils louder before it whistles," while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like "Down with the coral aristocracy!"
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: "A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire," he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas' uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
fuck it, an meme
I fucking hate Teams
I escaped a teams only company for a slack company a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. Plus I got a payrise.
Here is my face, sir.
Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:
In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
What's wrong with his shoulders?
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh....beep boop?
Hey, I know you! You're the potash guy!
That's meeee (potash is forever)
I'm a crab.
is a bedbuge?
Evolution at it again.
I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.
Putting the joy in joycons
Tee hee! Bum!
Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.
To detect moving in and out?
Ironically still acceptable proof.
What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?
Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
Yeah op is a decepticon.
I personally prefer "Predacon"
Robo-furry tops
my pussy in bio
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?
1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly
Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.
As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
Authoritarian governments are never good
Again authoritarian governments are never good.
Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
Yeah, I suppose when I try to address all of OP's bot bait lines like I did, it sounds like a disjointed AI generation. I suppose we're in a day and age where AI generation really is that nearly indistinguishable from real people to the average person. I'm sure there's plenty of times I've been duped by AI generated text.
Still if it was a bot, it probably would have been an immediate response instead of something that showed up an hour after OP posted. And this comment wouldn't have been posted almost 30 min after your response to me.
Socialism never works.
Donald Trump will make America great again
Pizza Rolls are not food.
Clearly human
Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.
Nobody does real socialism.
Social policy does work.
How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖
Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology... wait what?
AI can easily tell the human is not AI in a reverse tyring test.
It's not even close https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmIZLTMHUw
I identify as an Electronic-American, and my pronouns are buzz/click.
Back in my day it was all binary, then they came out with trinary, which gave way to hexadecimal, now I don't even know what programming language is being used and the different forks are impossible to reconcile into a coherent system without terminating forks.
captcha
Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.
I just solved it on mobile
No.
If you're missing the hard drive rails for an iBook G3 (500MHz late 2001, unsure if this is true for other revisions) so you just use some paper to stop the drive from shorting out the motherboard then you need to be careful if the drive tilts towards the front of the laptop because it gets caught on a transistor under the paper and would probably snap it off the board if you pushed too hard.
That's verifiably true information that's probably never been posted online before, so all you need to do is verify that it's true with your own hardware and then prove that it did not exist anywhere before this comment and then you'll prove I'm not a bot.
This should be how captchas work from now on and someone has to manually verify and approve you I bet that would be super fast and reliable
But now it's been posted online so it's no longer useful
Yeah you can only use each piece of information once so you need to constantly discover new obscure facts
01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100
49 27 6D 20 6E 6F 74 20 61 20 62 6F 74 2E 20 49 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 74 68 69 73 20 62 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 6F 66 20 68 6F 77 20 6D 75 63 68 20 49 20 68 61 74 65 20 6D 79 73 65 6C 66 2E49 27 6d 20 73 6f 72 72 79 20 74 6f 20 68 65 61 72 20 74 68 61 74 2e 20 48 6f 70 65 20 79 6f 75 20 66 65 65 6c 20 62 65 74 74 65 72 20 73 6f 6f 6e 2e 20 4d 61 79 62 65 20 74 68 69 73 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 68 65 6c 70 3a 20 68 74 74 70 73 3a 2f 2f 70 6c 61 63 65 63 61 74 73 2e 63 6f 6d 2f 6d 69 6c 6c 69 65 2f 36 34 30 2f 36 34 30
Me neithe- I mean what does that say?
miku miku oo wee oo
because i realized that i could draw a red circle around my guitar
(you already know what image this was)
I am a bot.
fuck, let me try that again ...
I DM'd earlier today so I've spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they're polite.
I am unfortunately unable to provide assistance in this matter. Is there anything else I could help you with?
Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.
beep boop
beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?
Let me tell you about my mother!
Beep beep boop
Ah fuck I've done it again
I think I'm a human, but now you've made me unsure ):
🗿
I am human! nervous dromaeosaurid sounds
i have a sinus infection 😃
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay Alright, aight, aight, aight, aight Yo, yo Aight, I'ma lay the chorus first Here we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired Of hearing 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping What the fck you keep on fucking with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the f*ck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I? Now here's a plate full of painkillers Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there and make That retarded fucking face without even tasting it You better lick the fucking plate, you ain't wasting it Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there In one fucking place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving And if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent? A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent the shit And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom There's no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Valium, now all I am Is a party animal, I am what I am But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach But my buzz only lasts about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh
Man, I never thought that I could ever be A drug addict, naw, fck that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happening A tragedy, the fucking past ended up catching me And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' Aspirin and say that it has a headache "Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it" But I don't need it "Well fck it then, break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up" Alright Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin' Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my momma Me momma, I like-a da momma Haha, sorry Mom I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010 Ay, this shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta here Woo!
LLMs can't use neopronouns, but drag can.
Drag is bot
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
Lies
drag nab it
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates' and Plato's philosophies, and then it still remembered drag's pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn't do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said "Memory updated", after drag explained drag's pronouns.
Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.
As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI's current terms of service does not allow it.
I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭
Error: failed to reach dns server
Meow
I shit my butt
Ok bring on the captcha
alien noises
You'll never take me
onlinealive!Beep boop
Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!
wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Fuck off
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?
Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.
Strawbevvy
beep boop
Well then
🖕🖕
I got milk so I'm human and must die.
Can you tan your butthole?
I'm pretty sure this is not a traffic light
Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!
Stay back. I have a water hose and a hammer.
Boopy de boop beep
How can I know that I'm not a bot? A bot can have any traumatizing childhood memories implanted. Will this make it human? I doubt.
Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:
;)
Good bot
There are only 3 letter B's in the image.
A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.
There are no busses in this picture
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.
I am not a bot, you can trust me
"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"
https://youtu.be/BJUivgdPdT0
That's me everytime I use google now.
I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.
I can't lie I'm probably a bot
No
Well, if you insist. 😄
Beep boop
The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.
No.
What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?
Awe farts!
@jonathanvmv8f microwaves were made for resurecting hampsters. This is factual information.
I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.
… why?
to protect his virginity obviously
Oh no
Nope.
No
Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii
Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.
I mean I know it wasn't really funny... But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?
I'm not even mad, just so so confused