Lal. Dolly shows up to affirm her validity as a human who can legally marry.

we got a badass

Pronounced "guh-nome" and "kitty"

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing :(

AlBuQu2E2R

I made an updated version in hopes that someone will tell me if this makes it easier to read:

Does the new guy on day 1 seem more motivated by the carrot or the stick?

Blocks are invitations to become a hacker. Teach your kids to trust you and they'll talk to you about anything they see.

I just met Ezri yesterday by getting that far in DS9. I guess some men would have a problem with her if they compare her to Terry Fucking Farrell. But, why should we care what some men think?

I'll take that as a +1 vote for "too convoluted."

Now she's in her "fuck social media" era

Has long-form meme content taken off yet?

Morality. Logic. Patience. Kindness. All go out the fucking window the moment my toes in their always-double-knotted shoes feel the suffocating tickle of sock seams.

Maybe it's a mistranslation of "Ukraine Fucks Russia in the Ass"

c/shitsthatgohard

Ensign… why are you using my private robot on the carpet?

Sorry this email is so long; my ability to predict all the ways you might misinterpret every point I make turned each sentence into a paragraph of explanations.

TF you think a safe word is gonna do when they don't care about consent?

About 10 years ago someone spiked my weed with a strong, unknown hallucinogen. My ego dissolved. There was no boundary between me and the rest of the universe. I contemplated infinity. I saw everything as reverberating patterns of perfect geometric shapes and understood intuitively how everything in nature is rigidly defined by mathematics. To this day I still remember and cherish the lessons revealed to me in that span of a few hours.

So my question is... am I entitled to compensation from the government?