Spyke

Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.

View original on lemmy.world

7 replies

sopuli.xyz

Everything you know is wrong. Black is white. Up is down and short is long. Everything that you used to think was so important, doesn't matter.

9

This happened to me last Tuesday when I forgot to pay my phone bill on time. The floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling it.

6

About 10 years ago someone spiked my weed with a strong, unknown hallucinogen. My ego dissolved. There was no boundary between me and the rest of the universe. I contemplated infinity. I saw everything as reverberating patterns of perfect geometric shapes and understood intuitively how everything in nature is rigidly defined by mathematics. To this day I still remember and cherish the lessons revealed to me in that span of a few hours.

So my question is... am I entitled to compensation from the government?

5

You reached the end

Psychedelics | Spyke