They won't care, they won't even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.

I'm at a loss for how ingenious this is

You know what? Fuck it, let him use it. Then we can all laugh when it quite literally blows up in his face.

Halle Berry though... 🤔

Piracy never gave me up, never let me down

I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today

I mean, yeah sure, but do either long enough and you're probably gonna have some permanent neurological damage

So they're essentially nothing but the crispy corner pieces? Fuck yes! Gimme that shit!

Unethical pro tip: write obviously wrong documentation, post it somewhere, and then wait for people to flame you while explaining the correct methods.

I'm ashamed to admit I've done that a couple of times when I was completly ignored for straight up asking how to do something.

The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, and Batteries Not Included: the trifecta of 80s kids scifi

I appreciate the point you are making, but I strongly disagree with it. Kanehito has been very clear, Demons may have free will and feel emotions, but so too does a leopard in the jungle. You might be able to tame them, you might even be able to coexist with them for a time, but don't think for even a moment that either wouldn't immediately eat your face if given the opportunity.

My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

Twitter banned in Europe when?

A woman jumped while I was waiting for the train at my home station. It wasn't pretty...

I wish, but this seems specifically aimed at smartphones only. However, this could open the door for Nintendo to make their own eshop for Android or Apple, and I suspect that's what the gov is going for because it would directly benefit Japanese companies at the expense of foreign ones.

Kid is a plant to bait some group into doing something. When he fucks it up miserably (and he will, there's no doubt about that) they'll use it as an excuse to double down on militarization and control. Expect it to happen sometime next fall a month or two before the election

I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

Also here's a pic of a plaque that was on the wall with some explanation text

They see me rollin', they hatin'