Spyke

Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.

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lemmy.sdf.org

These days it's more Spinach Mail Transfer Protocol

Edit after I saw the Popeye comment: Sailor Man Transport Protocol

OK I'll stop now.

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I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

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lemm.ee

Just to finish out the post title.

For all my life, hold on.

There, that was going to bug me.

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Lesridreply
lemm.ee

The two words at the end of that line are "oh Lord" not "hold on"

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oppy1984reply
lemm.ee

DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!!!!!

Seriously I knew it didn't sound right but multiple Google results showed what I wrote so I figured I was remembering it incorrectly. Thanks for the correction.

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Lesridreply
lemm.ee

You can't write anything positive or affirming into Google, their shitty AI will always assume you're coming from a place of knowledge

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Yeah, I googled "I've been waiting for this moment, Phil Collins" and multiple results showed up with the same answer. Should have opened up the lyrics and actually read them.....

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You reached the end