That’s a lot of tongue

Chicken Nuggets in the Underworld

BEHOLD! A T-SHIRT!

I was talking to a born-again about faith and she’s so worried about the people around her making a mistake and going to hell. And not in the evangelical sense of shouting about her Bible, but just an innate fear of bad things happening to her loved ones in the afterlife.

Oh great. Now I gotta eat four animals. I’m never gonna finish lunch.

Looks like a war on Xmas right there

If shares were for sharing, that would be reflected in the name somehow.

I’m not nearly young enough to fuck that guy

A hint that it’s time to install a second web browser.

I’m guessing he meant humanity rather than using the royal “we.”

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

Pretty sure there’s a chemical element named “lead”

For those asking what kind of school does drug testing, The Pinnacle Schools in Huntsville, AL are one of those “troubled teen” schools that usually get shut down for abuse. No website for the place that I’ve found, but there’s this PDF: https://media.al.com/breaking/other/The%20Pinnacle%20Schools.pdf

It symbolizes the crossroads of ideas.

Nice try, IRS.

CreamyJalapenoSauce figured it out? CreamyJalapenoSauce? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

Attacking yourself, but swinging so wildly that you’re smacking the rest of us