JD Vance Says You Should Be Grateful Gas Prices Aren’t Even Higher
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YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SAID THANK YOU
If someone is concerned about climate policy and wants people to curtail their ICE vehicle use, high fuel prices are probably going to be the only realistic way that this is gonna be exposed to the consumer (like, we probably aren't going to have an administration impose fuel rationing or something) so this is pretty good. Not only are they high, but it's also good odds that your favorite politician isn't the one taking the political hit for it. As the article points out:
https://www.technologyreview.com/2026/03/26/1134677/gas-prices-electric-vehicles/
Mind, I don't think that Trump is gonna get a Greenpeace or Sierra Club endorsement any time soon...
Vance, the Trump administration was shooting at Cuban boats to score political points less than a year ago.
The Trump regime continues to randomly blast ships out of the water half a world away with no care for who's onboard
Iran is shooting at ships in its waters
Double-tapping survivors. They were fishing boats, but even if they had been gun runners, that’s a war crime. Textbook definition.
Can’t be a crime if you get rid of the courts!
As I understand it, that's still happening.
Sounds like youre owed some fuck around
Who do I contact to rectify this debt
Thats the beauty of it. Its your fuck around, you already found out.
Man, idek how to fuck around at this point. I'm doing way too much finding out lately.
JD Vance should be grateful we just want him out of office.
Some of us have gotten past that.
For now.
Translation: "we've almost exhausted the strategic oil reserves. Get ready for gas to triple."
"You ain't seen nothing yet!"
Technically, paying 3X for gas should raise GDP.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
You had no reason to be there in the first place, tho
Yes because they are right there. America, on the other hand, is very far away from that area. Not that we should abandon allies, but we should approach the situation with all of the context in mind and afford it the response that aligns best with our country's interests.
Meanwhile, our biggest allies in Europe have been moving away from oil, since they used to get tons of it from Russia.
They somehow learned that it's not great to rely heavily on a resource that needs to be imported from dodgy areas of the world. It's weird that America can't seem to understand that very simple lesson.
"You should be happy we haven't fucked you over even more!"
Typical abuser behaviour.
"I only hit you once. Now thank me. THANK ME.
...
Don't make me hit you again!!!"
"th...thank you."
"Thank you, what?"
"thank you...sir?"
"AGAIN!"
"thank you, sir."
"Good peasant. Now go away and don't cause any more trouble."
I used to be a live and let live kind of person, but the last ten years has made me a "kill the evil rich and powerful people" person.
This isn't even exaggerating, he literally already had a variant of this conversation with Zelensky.
Everyone deserves to live, as long as they don't intentionally cause harm for the love of power/greed.
I am grateful that they are high, and hope they go higher, it’s the only way Americans will vote against this herd of assholes.
I also want them to go higher because the air is cleaner when more people stop driving ICE cars.
Or stop driving all together and actually fund public transit
"pray I do not alter it further"
I hope he snags his dick in a zipper next time he fucks a couch.
Grateful to China for using their reserves, reducing global demand by several million barrels a day.
Not only using their reserves, it also doesn't seem like they're making demands for doing it too.
Of course they might just be waiting for the right time.
2 weeks before the mid terms might be the right time they’re waiting for.
Another case of 'Did you even say "thank you"?'
I’ll be grateful when he puts a gun in his mouth.
Halfway there
Livin on a prayer
doubt the grim reaper can killhimself,. he has people to reap
Supreme leader JD Zedong has spoken.
Thank you so much to the Trump administration for raising gas prices LESS than the most he could have. That's a job we'll done. Now let's get that arch and ball room constructed!
/s
He's right... gas prices in the States are cheap af. USA pays ~75% of the global avg price for gas: https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/USA/gasoline_prices/
Coming from the admin that forced everyone to back into the office for literally no good reason... which surprise surprise... means we have to use cars... which use gas.... do they think we're fucking stupid or something?
Absolutely dumb as fuck...these stupid assholes actually think they are smarter than the population....and since they're dumb as fuck they really really really think we're dumb
Ah, yes, the vaunted intelligence of the American public who elected GW Bush and Trump twice each.
Considering we elected them twice... Yes.
Yes. Yes, they do. And for the most part, they're right.
The people who listen to them are, so they assume we all are.
They have nothing but contempt for us.
I swear that came out of auto industry lobbying.
I have a feeling no matter who the GOP runs, the democrats are going to win the 2028 election. I also think it's going to be very lopsided, like Reagan's election in 1984. The GOP will probably win Texas.
This amount of blind deaf stupidity to the issues prioritized by their voting base isn't going to end well.
I wish Bernie was younger. If Bernie was able to run in 2028 he would be the president our country needs. But he will be lucky to finish his current office at his age. The democrats will probably nominate someone dumb and we will end up with two cartoon characters running for office, and everything will keep getting worse.
I wouldn't count on that. The GOP has the billionaire's money for campaigns, which no number of other peoples donations can match. And a ridiculous number of people get all their "information" from GOP nonstop propaganda (FOX News and other MAGA dominated networks)
Texas is threatening to turn purple. They may not get Texas or Florida.
There's too many large cities in those states that'd turn them purple. They'll still win no city states like Montana
In all seriousness, do you really believe there won't be incredible amounts of fuckery in the 2028 election?
In case you’ve missed it, these folks are a symptom not a disease. A good portion of the populace are evil and their party is working to gerrymander and cheat harder than ever before.
I love your optimism that we will have actual elections.
He's not wrong, someone spent a lot of money shorting oil futures to keep this shit show together. After mid terms the prices might double lol
Laughter
jd vance is grown up cartman on not enough ozempic
its weird that this dude fucks sofa cushions.
The only reason they aren't is because we caught some OPEC countries under reporting oil inventories for at least the prior two years.
They're also pillaging the federal oil reserves.
Yeah, but that's baked into the current price, the information disparity was not.
Yeah... But should anyone listen to a couchfucker on any level? Like, come on. I get it - his wife must find him repulsive - but it's so desperate, right?
Let them eat cake!
JD Vance can blow a goat
I don't think he knows how.
Somehow I wouldn't be surprised if he actually does know.
You can insert an image from this web with
Oh, nice! Thanks!
I seriously have no idea how this man didn't cost Trump re-election
The RapePublicans could've put Vlad the Impaler as Fatboy McKiddieFiddlers vice president and that obese child rapist would still be president.
When you've got a large number of idiots voting for anything racist/misogynist, a corrupt trillionaire bribing and blackmailing everyone they can think of, and another large number of slightly less idiotic people who don't want to vote for a a woman or plan on protest voting, then Epsteins best mate was always going to win.
yea yeah we know
your war against WMD's in the middle east must go on at any cost and we're very grateful
When the strategic reserve fully runs out, guess what? It’s going to get a lot higher…
25th Amendment is the only way you get to say shit like this.
Well, I am... I guess.
"we fucked you, but we used lube... YOU'RE WELCOME".
Thanks trump!
Fuckers
he should say, you should be thankful i only reaped the pope's soul and not Donalds.
"DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU?"
"You should be grateful that the president hasn't launched any nukes yet."
JD Vance can suck my dick.
Whatever turns you on, bro.
Ew