He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea.

David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding it.

I'll have you know I've written over fifty novels

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

He wasn't bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.

The average person: Spotify sucks and is making me hate them even more

Shareholders seeing layoffs followed by AI replacements for those workers and then repeated price hikes: 🤑

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.

The most mildly infuriating thing about this post is a parent not letting a child do their own work because they would do it slowly. I've read all the responses, clearly OP is not willing to reflect on what others are telling him. I just feel sorry for the child whose peers are getting practice in basic life skills that she won't have the opportunity to because her dad thinks he knows better than her teachers and the curriculum. His own ego is so wrapped up in his child writing a good essay and showing 'critical thinking' that he's not letting her do her own work. He admits to cheating. Just a wretched situation that I hope turns around when another adult steps in or his child gets old enough to tell him to back off.

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.

We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

There's no debate but we do need to be loud about what happened because mask-off Nazi shit cannot be ignored. Especially not when the entire media ecosystem has decided to preemptively lie down and let this go down as an 'awkward gesture'

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.

He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she'll have to go for a longer deal

The relatively low level of atlas