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lemmy.ml

We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.

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Codexreply
lemmy.world

MAGAs don't believe in doctors or medicine. That's just Jim, he's "politically neutral" and got suspended from med school after "prescribing" meth to his brother for ADHD, and selling it to him, and synthesizing it. Jim's alright, and you don't need no doctor, we can just go ask Jim what's going on.

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lemmy.world

Very few people voted for Trump based on his policy decisions. Most people just see him as a Washington outsider who speaks his mind and that's where it starts and ends. They like him as a person.

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lemmy.world

Which is ridiculous in my opinion because the dude is such a big piece of shit. But I guess that explains why we're all in this position.

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They like that he gives them permission to be the hateful assholes they are.

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sh.itjust.works

I remember growing up hearing that most people voted for the candidate they thought they could sit down and have a beer with. Then I started paying attention to politics and kind of forgot this really basic idea. It's almost like a trap, the more you educate yourself, the more you assume that other people are doing the same thing. Then you're flabbergasted when people vote against your preferred candidate since it seems so obvious. But seriously, look at the last few decades of presidents:

  • Bill Clinton seemed more relatable and someone you could have a beer with than Bush Sr, then also with Bob Dole.

  • Dubya, bless his dumb little heart, felt more down to earth than Gore or Kerry.

  • Obama was infinitely cooler than McCain or Romney.

  • Trump, as much of a jackass as he is, certainly seems more fun to hang out with than Hillary.

  • The major outlier here was that Biden beat Trump. It kind of goes to show you just how bad Trump fucked up. Had he just somewhat competently managed COVID, there's a good possibility he would have won in 2020.

Most people don't give a shit about appointing Supreme Court Justices, immigration policy, monetary policy, disaster preparedness, etc. They just wanna look at a politician and say "Yeah, they'd probably be my friend if we met" and that's it.

Edit: this made me think of this Dave Chappelle stand-up before he was an asshole. https://youtu.be/KQ2dquaHO7Q

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Those with college education and who are politically active tend to lean towards the left, it's good to remember that. A lot of people, especially right-leaning people, have no fucking idea what policies they're actually voting for and operate purely off vibes and buzzwords.

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lemmy.world

They like him as a person.

Despite the obvious fact that he wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. He's not only a shit person, we have more evidence that he's rotten to the core than most people currently alive.

Yes, yes I know there are murdering dictators worse than trump. But if we only consider the context of currently living US politicians you'd be hard pressed to find anyone else you could write thousands of objectively factual pages about their immorality

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These people think that everyone in government is a secret pedo rapist, I'm sure having someone flaunt their immorality feels comparatively more moral. The problem obviously being that not everyone is govt is actually a pedo rapist lmao.

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Trump is a native of New York City.

I live in New York and can attest that it's incredibly diverse. I doubt that I could get 90% of New Yorkers to call themselves Yankee's fans.

Trump lost his hometown by 90% of the vote because he's a terrible person who is hated by rich and poor alike.

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Exactly. Trump supporters vote for a brand. His actual policies, words, and actions are a very distant second to the support they have for the Trump brand, which as you said is seen as a truth teller and adversary to the "elites" in DC.

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Tribal action vs. principled action. Humans have been dealing with this since forever. Lots of people are unable to act on principle and default to follow the leader of the tribe they identify with, ditching their self-proclaimed principles. Some people are willing to ditch the tribe to uphold their principles. And so on and on our eternal struggles continue.

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"Hold my beer" voters. And they get off on giving the middle finger to "elitists" (aka informed voters)

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lemmy.world

Totally off-topic but why is the doctor topless.

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elrikreply
lemmy.world

Wait, are you saying your doctor isn't topless during your exams?

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Without the lab coat they look like a regular person, sort of ruins the whole fantasy tbh.

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lemmy.world

If SCOTUS declares that president's have infinite immunity today, it will be really funny to bully my grandpa that Biden is going to murder Trump and get away with it 🤭

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They’re ruling on it today.

Edit: well they were supposed to at least

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Wait. The smoking age was raised to 21?? When tf did this happen?

Edit: it was the very end of 2019, right as COVID was getting started.

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Is this, ironically, an example of the left being unable to meme? (I am a "leftist", I just thought that was kinda funny)

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Yup, its how fascists took over the antivax movement. You see, when your currency is BS, you'll always be outbid by fascists.

They don't even care what the truth is or they're so deep into the "big lie" that they know they can never turn back.

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The first 2 examples aren't the best considering there's a school shooting every month and no one should be smoking let alone kids

There's hundreds of better examples of how he fucked over everyone

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So sounds like he did 2 things right then. More than I expected. Gun laws of course still need to be much stricter everywhere in the US

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lemmy.world

Sure.

But who built the systems that allowed a fraud like Trump to pull off this con?

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lemmy.world

Political parties don't build systems - the interests that they represent do.

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TrickDacyreply
lemmy.world

Ah, so it's the "uniparty's funders" or something then. bOtH sIdEs

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masquenoxreply
lemmy.world

If you truly wish to treat Trump, the system that created him and the system that protects him like some aberration of your (supposedly) "perfect" and "infallible" liberal pseudo-democratic system little ole' me certainly won't be stopping you - but only one of us will be surprised at what is coming.

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lemmy.world

your (supposedly) “perfect” and “infallible” liberal pseudo-democratic system

Said no one ever. No one believes this. Some of us just believe more fact-based things than the ever-popular emotional plea from the accelerationists: "the whole thing is bad, you have to destroy it completely for any meaningful progress to happen"

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lemmy.world

Said no one ever.

Oh, you don't have to - it is perfectly obvious that you and the rest of the liberal hive mind that is rapidly gentrifying Lemmy believe liberalism is (supposedly) "perfect." That is the very reason you see people like Trump and the systemic violence he represents as an aberration and not a predictable product of this very system.

There's a saying amongst leftists (actual leftists - not the co-opting shitlibs self-applying that label on here), "scratch a fascist and a liberal bleeds." Or, as Malcolm X put it...

“The white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either, but they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves; they show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the "smiling" fox.”

MLK noted it, too, in his "Letters From A Birmingham Jail" - there's nothing new about having a proper understanding of what liberalism really is.

It's just new to you.

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This is just stupid. Ya know, pretending people believe stuff doesn't will it into existence. And even if it did, all you'd be accomplishing here is feeling superior.

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You reached the end