How is it not obvious that was a joke? Nice pic

I'm curious where you live that you have just discovered poutine

There's a very simple answer to this question. It's a real Occam's razor type answer...

"Wealthy artist had a lot of sex a hundred years ago"

Shocking

The guy is joking. It's obvious.

My ex wife's mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.

Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she's a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I've ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I've escaped my shitty ex's shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster

Honestly, I wish more game journalism was like this. Praise to Greg and praise to the writer of this article. Please keep being who you are

I've run into some pretty fucking stupid people here

You're probably just not consuming the right batshit crazy conservative echo chamber outlet

Keep in mind, this is just what he's actually admitting to. Like with all liars and cheats, the reality is usually much, much worse

This place reminds me so much of early reddit. It's been a strangely nostalgic experience so far. The part of that which I'm enjoying the most, is that commenters are more polite to each other as far as I've seen

This is second hand from a friend, but he said he overheard a conversation between 2 coworkers:

Person A: looks like you got some sun this weekend

Person B (badly sunburned): Yeah, I just bought a convertible and did a lot of driving with the top down. I figured that the wind would stop me from getting sunburned, but I guess it wasn't cold enough

Person A: That's... not how that works

Is this the person some folks around here were referring to as the "Fediverse chick?"

"new insult" from like 7 years ago. Also, I would be shocked if this wasn't faked in the first place

Hardcore boomer humor

I don't care about the post itself, but OP, in the last 24 hours you've made something like 80 posts. What the fuck?

I hate to open up this particular can of worms, but if you're a "staunch capitalist," why the hell are you here of all places?

Why talk when you both are already looking at your phones?

I have no real opinion about the topic here, but I'm getting really tired of seeing headlines containing the word "slams" or "blasts." It guarantees I won't read the article

I feel at this point like Trump could easily skip the debate, and then somehow spin it as 4-D chess with his moronic, rascist, hateful base who have already bought into his garbage cult