Yep, has a humorous tone for sure. Don't worry, this guy doesn't hate his wife.

How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn't murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.

Oh God they wanna be wizards so bad. I have the magic scroll, I said the magic words, so you can't touch me now.

The new voice actor for Mario and Luigi in the next game, Kevin Afghani, afaik a cis man has ... drumroll please ... he/him pronouns in his twitter bio. They're literally whining about a cis man using male pronouns.

I'm not a vegan or vegetarian, but I think anything related to animal rights and eating meat will probably be controversial in the future. We can lab grow meat, but you still choose to kill an actual animal for food? Canceled in 2050. Rightfully so I'd even say.

(I know this is probably impossible, but it would be so funny)

Tell a knock knock joke, but only the first part. Don't reveal the punchline, just pass out. So they work extra hard to keep you alive, because only then will they hear the punchline.

There are indeed some titties present in that picture.

Äh ja, ich zum Beispiel. Stellvertretend mal danke an dich und deine Famile für Chicken Nuggets, die Simpsons und einfach videospiele generell.

1. Move out.

2. Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

I keep blocking any communities mentioning Linux on my feed, yet it still never stops.

I wonder what the last president to publicly say the nword was. Like, not Obama alone in the oval office giggling to himself, but a president casually dropping it while doing official president things like a speech or meeting.

Edit: so a quick Google told me Obama used it on a podcast once (while president), so I guess the boring answer is indeed Obama

I'm sorry old man, this is amongus booty if I've ever seen one. I'll bring you the bedpan soon.

I suppose because about 5% of numbers are actually prime numbers, so false is not the output an algorithm checking for prime numbers should return

To be fair, this would probably still be considered very unusual in Germany. You're not obligated to do a while song and dance, but uf you do this I would assume it's a very deadpan joke.

Yeah. Barbie Was not the good guy in the Barbie movie, right? Like, even in the end they admit that they will not give the Kens true equality, just enough that they basically won't revolt again. People here calling Barbie a feminist icon, what movie were you watching?

She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she's dead.

Tbh I'm not super down with lemmy yet. It feel like too much like an r/all experience with very little users. Most of my feed at reddit was very niche communities that either connected me to people like myself or gave me a window in the lives of people totally unlike myself. Here I see some news, redditbashing or meta comments about lemmy and a lot of technology/privacy content that I'm just not interested in. Even if I find niche communities, they have no posts. Maybe this will get better over time, but I'm not sure if I'll stick around for that long.

He's so regular even you got his name wrong in a comment about him. Unless you're really talking about that english guy who traveled round Ireland with a fridge. I wouldn't call him world renowned though.

An vielen Bahnhöfen gibt es Schließfächer, normalerweise 4-6 € für 24h, je nach Größe. Du könntest auf der Website von den Bahnhöfen schauen welche Bahnhöfe sie wo anbieten.

I do this too. I don't know why