Why is everyone choosing whatever pill(s) they want to and describing what they'd do with it?

The instructions explicitly say you can only pick 2. Everyone gets gravel. Smh.

The last section of the comic kinda hits deep to me because that's exactly what happened once I worked up the nerve to leave Christianity. That was before I noticed the title, which just made it ironic.

No I'm pretty sure they'd just tow it away

2025

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Just like 2 more week

2024: Am I a joke to you?

Next Halloween I wanna dress up as an AI-generated image

No offense to blue cheese, but I don't know anybody who eats penicillin for the taste

Does... does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j

If reception means to receive, then anyone who is given the package (receives it) is by default a receptionist. Therefore, if the delivery person hands the package to anyone, they've handed it to a receptionist. /s

Your hooker name =

First and last name + birthdate + mother's maiden name + SSN + where were you on the night of August 6th, 1992 uwu

American here. I've never seen this truck before. 🤷

I think it's probably fair to say people is too headache lol

I like both the firefoxes. They're good boys!

I also like the old alien. I'm not someone who generally gets upset when companies introduce a new logo, but the new alien is just nightmare fuel. Get away!!

Hell yeah OP!!!! You fuckin rock! I bet you're gonna sleep like a gd baby tonight!! (I know I always rest better after finally getting that thing I've been putting off done.)

Here's a somewhat related comic for your viewing pleasure (but mostly for my sharing pleasure tbh)

Fuck her. What an absolute joke. I know I'm not adding anything of value to this conversation, but I'm just so mad.

Robinson challenged him further, saying: “I read that your company is investing in a lot more fossil fuel in the future.” Al Jaber responded: “You’re reading your own media, which is biased and wrong. I am telling you I am the man in charge.”

"Biased and wrong" says the guy who literally owns an oil company

They're talking about not having to drive everywhere, not flea markets

😀

shudders

when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult

One might even say,