Spyke
lemm.ee

Yes it is. Have you been sleeping for a year? We all thought you were just pretending, but you lay in that bed snoring the whole of 2024.

Wake up, otter! Stop d0zing through entire years! 2025 starts tomorrow! Don't trust your phone, NTP glitched while you were asleep and it's also wrong!!

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Classic shit post engagement .... post an obvious error, mistake or controversial opinion and watch everyone dance for you.

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lemmy.world

At first, I thought you meant planetars (from D&D), and I didn't know about that piece of trivia and felt inferior as a nerd.

But no, you really meant planarians (from reality), which is a science word and I now feel inferior because I am a moron.

Planarians are flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) found in freshwater bodies and their regenerative abilities have been documented for centuries (Pallas, 1766; Dalyell, 1814). Planarians can regenerate new heads, tails, sides, or entire organisms from small body fragments in a process taking days to weeks.

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mossy_reply
lemmy.world

Friend, you're not a moron just cause you didn't know about some relatively unknown aquatic creature. You just got out-nerded this time 😎

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kbin.social

The really weird part is that I actually did know.

What I don’t know is when, where, or how I got that information.

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mossy_reply
lemmy.world

Are you the alt domain for the person I was talking to or someone random injecting themself in the conversation? Either way I'm happy you acquired knowledge at some point in the past

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Thank you for trying. Frankly, what would an internet forum be without random interjections from persons with no stake in a conversation.

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

Many of us did know from like Middle or High school or some part of our education, but who would have thought you need to think about school to understand Lemmy

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It’s called the wolverine effect, I can’t remember where I learned that ironically.

We all know what a wolverine is, but can you tell me where you learned it from?

It probably has a fancy name like “memory source origin amnesia” or something, but it basically goes along the lines of your brain not remembering where you learned something, you just remember the thing.

It’s why propaganda is so effective even on people looking for it.

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Maybe it’ll double the number of homeless but the amount will stay the same

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lemmy.world

2025

...

Just like 2 more week

2024: Am I a joke to you?

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I would ask, but I can't find them. Where'd they go?!

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That's a good idea, actually. That way, they could sleep on these benches with the armrest in the middle.

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jlai.lu

Maybe it's because I'm not a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

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lemmy.world

Maybe it's because I am a native english speaker but your reply is offensive and embarrassing to native English speakers around the world. You can do better, America. You just have to try.

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Navarianreply
lemm.ee

While this particular ad is fake, it's entirely on brand for the party featured on it to state that they want to do that.

They recently stated they believed being homeless is a lifestyle choice.

Source: Am political journalist in UK.

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I'd argue ours are worse as they don't even get paid enough to be this soulless.

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lemmy.world

Maybe it's because I am a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

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Maybe it's because I'm a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

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I think this is a threat because it would effectively kinda double the number of homelessness, right?

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cynarreply
lemmy.world

The conservatives make pledges to solve social issues, like homelessness, all the time. They almost never actually follow through. Instead they often act to make the problem "go away", often to the detriment of those they claimed to want to help.

One of those pledges was to cut homelessness in half. However no extra money or resources were actually provided to do this. This sign is a protest of that (and many other) lies. At a glance, it's one of their normal lies. It's only when you read it more carefully your brain goes "wait, what?!?".

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The sign was made by someone else and stuck on top of an existing ad on the tube (the name given to the train system in London).

Occasionally people manage to stick these on, and have them go unnoticed for a good while (or it takes a while for someone to get to removing them).
Somewhat recently, someone made an ad for an illegal weed shop on the clearnet, and had those on the tube in a similar fashion for a good while before they were removed.

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I'm not saying do it, I'm saying run it through the computer and see whether it would work.

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lemm.ee

But, once we kill the 'poor poor', wont the regular poor be next? and then 'the not so but mostly poor' after that?

where does the poor stop!?

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lemm.ee

Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn't support them staying alive

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Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn’t support them staying alive continued begging and wasting precious resources that should be mine.

Ftfy

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eviltoast.org

Seems a little extreme to me. Surely, there most be more humane solutions.

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pawb.social

That's very ambiguous wording. Are they going to have cut all existing homeless people in half by that date, or legislate homeless people must be cut in half by that date?

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Yep that's the tories for you. And why I can't understand why people who vote for them can argue I want this 1 policy buy hate the 200 policies so I'm going yo pretend the 200 does not exist

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lemmy.world

Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?

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But that’s more expensive. Cutting them in half now, saves money, and isn’t that what’s important?

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lemmy.world

Well, as usual they offloaded the work on the cheapest contractor, which happens to be homeless people, and they have been dragging their feet. Not the conservative's fault really, that's the innate laziness of the working class.

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I wasn't gonna pay this month's rent but fuck that. I just had to apply at the cheap porn studio for fluffer and the rest is history. Cuz I don't want the government to cut me in half. Sure it feels like being cut in half sometimes but it pays the bills.

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It's been a while since I've been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.

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Turns out homeless people drink much more milk than expected, or are somehow getting their hands on calcium supplements, their bones are far less brittle than expected and keep dulling out the blades.

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Well, if there are twice as many homeless then, it's a proven success isn't it?

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lemmy.world

Is this sponsored by the British or conservatives? I'm getting mixed signals here.

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I looked into it and looks to be a hoax but do your own research. Funny ad all the same as the real joke is that is not an unreasonable goal and why have we not yet? Would be nice as the current homeless response is a lose lose for all parties.

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For the party (and currently government of the UK) "sponsoring" the fake ad, directly murdering homeless people by chopping them in half would be pretty on-brand, they pretty much kill them off indirectly with legislation already and disparage the homeless in the media all the time.

I agree that halving homelessness would be of benefit to everyone, but the Tories don't particularly care about benefit to anyone apart from themselves and their masters.

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Pipocareply
lemmy.world

Really?

Conservatives don't actually want to murder homeless people by sawing them in two? But killing homeless people is a great idea?

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Tavarinreply
lemmy.ca

No, they're saying housing homeless people is not an unreasonable goal.

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That would be "cut homelessness in half" or "cut the number of homeless people in half". That's very different from "cut all homeless people in half", which would be bisecting each homeless person. This is clearly a joke about conservatives being heartless monsters, right?

Or is this a dialectal grammar difference between UK and US English?

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lemm.ee

The way they're treating the middle class and the poor class and just individuals in general... I wouldn't be surprised 🤯😯 if they did that.

World is cruel because a few buggers ruin it for all of us

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lemm.ee

How did someone think this sign was a good idea

It was written by an immigrant with a low IELTS score. That's why they sent him to Rwanda straight after.

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You're trying to get me in trouble. I'm laying next to my wife who's sleeping and I'm struggling not to lol. This sign is hilarious!

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