The cameras are going up in the street lights next.

Forgetting a class or going to class without pants and/or a shirt and having to ninja my way out of there..

Dude was 5/12 for 36 yards and a pick. It's probably a little of both.

I go in phases where I play and don't play. Kind of like free cell.

But wait, there's more!

Because they will use you up and replace you with someone else the minute you are no longer of use to them.

Some nice curtains would really pull the room together.

I was told I could lie without consequence.

similarly, I've removed Microsoft from my system.

Let's be honest, the whole thing has always been a little weird.

If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

I get more Reddit news on Lemmy than I did on Reddit.

Religion

The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

Only US tech companies can harvest all that data from their products, I mean, customers.

They don't consider it littering. That the cigarette butt will somehow just magically degrade like a fallen leaf. It truly is remarkable how selfish smokers can be.

Fine with me. Leave us the hell alone.

Immediate mandatory drug testing for Congress

Almost kill the patient. Almost kill the patient again. Save the patient in the last 10 minutes.

Hey now. Rogue One is out there.