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Am medicated 🤷🏻
...never said I was.
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Am medicated 🤷🏻
...never said I was.
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How MAGA cultists think rule
I wouldn't call it "thinking". Conservatives react more than anything. They react to progress (--> hate), change (--> hate) and things they're not familiar with (--> hate). They don't pro-actively think per se.
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IT support work be like
"My computer is broken, it won't turn on!"
"Are you sure it's plugged in?"
"You think I'm stupid? Of course it's plugged in! It's broken!"
"Sometimes the plug isn't in all the way and then it won't work."
"I know how to plug in a plug, it just won't turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!"
"Are you sure the plug is all the way in?"
"It's all the way in. My computer is broken!"
"Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I'll be pissed and mock you."
"IT'S BROKEN!"
Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in
Computer starts
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Henry Kissinger, America’s Most Notorious War Criminal, Dies At 100
The US really looks at war criminals and goes "yeah, they should be able to live out the rest of their lives in peace in their own home, surrounded by loved ones" while at the same time locking up black guys for 20 years because they smoked a funny cigarette. And other countries still take them seriously. We're all idiots, no exceptions.
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Parents of daughter who died of measles meets with RFK Jr. to blame everyone but themselves.
'She was my little girl,' he says softly. 'And they let her down.'
Killing your kid by negligence and then playing the victim. Disgusting.
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Microsoft may replace the Start button with the Copilot AI in Windows 12
Microsoft may replace the Start button with the Copilot AI in Windows 12
Yeah, they could also replace the start button with a shit emoji. But there's no indication at all anybody wants to do any of that because they're not idiots. You only said that so people visit your shitty website. In fact, not even the quote you reference for your article suggests any plans of replacing the start button whatsoever:
“The Copilot is like the Start button,” Nadella explains. “It becomes the orchestrator of all your app experiences. So for example, I just go there and express my intent and it either navigates me to an application or it brings the application to the Copilot, so it helps me learn, query and create — and completely changes, I think, the user habits.”
Fuck clickbait headlines and fuck websites bending any and all content to the SEO voodoo.
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What are your favorite niche Lemmy communities that you want to see thrive?
Not the food wasting one.
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Uranium 🤤
"I'm gonna use a word I really shouldn't use. But people might get mad at me for doing so. But on the other hand, the word is really edgy and cool... That's it! I'll just cover up part of the word so people don't notice I'm using it! I'm so smart!"
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Donald Trump Says Gulf of Mexico Will Now Be Called 'Gulf of America.' Congress Is Already Prepping Legislation
Actual, literal toddlers are really taking over the US, aren't they?
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Please stop the bus of life, I want to get off
Will they get to keep the produce? Otherwise, this is just slavery and very much in line with conservative ideology again.
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Famous Corporate Taglines
"Fuck". The word is "fuck", kids.
This is not US cable TV, you can use all the words.
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USA: "Each of us needs at least one gun to fight tyrants!"
Also USA: "You're not allowed to cheer the death of a tyrant. You need to pretend like they were a good person and never say anything bad about them."
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Far too many people are dying for the first time
"Oh no, a bad word!
Better cross it out so no-one thinks I'm using bad words.
But not all the way, so everyone still knows what the bad word is but also recognises my attempt to save them from seeing a bad word!
I'm such a good person (but also cool 😎)!"
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True Story
And yet men go for the women with long eyelashes. Just because men aren't aware of it doesn't mean the women's moves don't work.
But even if they didn't, imagine this: Women can change the way they look entirely without wanting to look hotter for men. Shocking, I know.
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Trump threatens to prosecute Bidens if he’s re-elected unless he gets immunity
Sure thing, just like he locked Clinton up. Why does anyone believe the stupid shit this idiot says?
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Americans: Never, EVER question again how Hitler came to power in 1933 Germany
Yeah, but it was never between Hitler and a woman! Yanks hate nothing more than women, so what did you expect?
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President Trump's Qatari 747 is a flying security disaster
"It makes no sense on any level, except that he wants a free 747 for himself. Nothing else makes any sense."
Glad to see this spelled out so clearly.
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Low-hanging fruit 🥱
I prefer bringing up that in US "democracy" some votes count more than others. When trump won, more people voted for Clinton and for some reason yanks seem to be totally ok with this.
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Appeals court rejects Trump’s use of presidential immunity in E. Jean Carroll defamation lawsuit
"You see, your honor, when I raped this woman it was an official function of the president of the United States! Obviously, presidential immunity must apply!"
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Source Who Revealed How Taxes Steal for the Rich Rewarded With Five Years in Prison
Few us citizens will even protest this extreme injustice. Ask yourselves how this would play out in France.