Tortellini Pasta Salad - Cook tortellini, chill, mix with roasted red pepper, kalamata olives, creamy Italian dressing, basil, parmesan cheese flakes, onion (if you like). Serve cold.

Customer: "You whittled off a sizable portion of the product just so you wouldn't have to work as hard while your competitors delivered on the specs. Contract denied."

I agree he's horrible and should go, but sorry... a petition will do nothing.

Trump has been trash since the 1980s. He was a garbage president in 2016. If you "fell for it" in 2020 and/or 2024, you're dumber than dirt.

In my experience the guy would have had 6 different managers in those 6 years and endured 24 (6yr x 4q) rounds of layoffs. The promotion will be title and responsibility only with the cost of living outpacing any sort of raise. Oh, and yeah... we're gonna need you to come into the office for that fifth day too and pay for parking/transportation.

I publicly call for Elon Musk to exit us.

I have a suspicion that may sound shocking, but I have my doubts about this trump guy and his trustworthy-ness.

Can anyone just do that? Let me try..."God, please kill Hegseth's pastor!"

Also, if your pastor is calling for the killing of other people, I've got some bad news for you about your church and you being "Christian"

Started walking 10k steps a day after seeing myself in pictures and hating how I looked. I'd been fairly active in the past, but some injuries sidelined me. I found getting out and walking was much better for my mental health and creativity than staring at a screen. Embraced the zen of walking when it was cold or rainy out - I'm lucky to often see animals around me that I know most people near me are never seeing. Now instead of dreading exercise, I have the opposite problem of getting restless and pissy if I don't get my walking or biking in.

I'd love if they reshot that scene with a grown Macaulay Culkin and just about anyone else. Give us the "enhanced edition".

Why? Will there be moments of silence for anyone else who died by gun violence last week? I guarantee there won't be a moment of silence in America for any Lithuanian's killed by gun violence. Stop with the performative nonsense.

Is this really a problem for people - not knowing about new game releases? Especially for things you may already be interested in watching outside of a video game? If someone is a fan of sports, racing, etc. it seems they can find new releases in those genres pretty easily already.

The article mentions creating a custom game or in-game items based on the content... Wow, great - more in-game hats. And I bet that generated game is going to be top quality.

Why nap when you could be golfing, right?

Trump visited a Trump Organization property on 428 (nearly one in three) of the 1,461 days of his presidency and is estimated to have played 261 rounds of golf, one every 5.6 days. -- Wikipedia

Doesn't specify which way you have to be facing while seated.

My friend, if you rephrase "arguing online" as "debating", you will see your love-life improve dramatically.

If you're still undecided at this point, you don't deserve to vote.

Toilet? Puddle of mud? Wood chipper? Don't leave me hanging...

"You see the problem here is that there's just far too many pipes. You brought your good tools, right?"

🤞on-air suicide