I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say "Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren't meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench???? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn't real! This has to be a simulation! I'm living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!"
Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.
"THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE'S THE WATER SOURCE???"
Electricians are worse. They will loudly complain that whoever the prior work did a terrible job, and it doesn't pass code. Even if they were the elec-chicken that did it. I swear it's a legal requirement.
Was going to mention how my company did a stupid powerpoint slide and filled it with computer generated graphics, and it struck me that the only thing I remember from this presentation is how dumb the graphics were.
You had these melty corporate "people" working on laptops with screens on the wrong side, and that's all I remember; how fucking ugly and shitty it all looked, and how annoyed I was at the waste of time. I don't recall the subject matter at all.
It felt like, if they can't be bothered to put together a proper presentation, and instead just fill it with ugly computer generated bullshit, then why should I put effort into taking that in? My take-away from the entire thing is that I miss clip art. Which is funny because clip art makes everything shit.
Their disgusting over use of AI shows that they don't respect human workers anyway; even many of the current republican voters will understand this, and jump ship.
Their overuse of AI imagery shows that they believe in post truth leadership. Trump posted a fucking picture of himself walking with a star wars aliens and passed it off as real.
Then the official disclosure (also lies) described that species as being like 4 feet tall, rather than taller than Trump, showing he has no attention to detail and doesn't even read his own memos.
Can someone actually fucking deal with this deranged despot? The most expensive thing we can do to the Zionist regime in Israel is force them to buy another president. Get Trump out of the oval office.
Betty, I got no idea how you F up a pipe wrench that bad, but go throw that thing away, and stand in the corner while I rip out these expensive pipes you've installed everywhere pipes don't go.
The pipes and tools are crazy, but I also think we've got some sort of half-hover van in the back? I swear there's a wheel missing, and I don't think the frame is square / straight / structurally sound.
...Nnnot that I want to defend the Soviet Union, but their propaganda poster artists did stuff just like this, except they didn't put absolutely cursed piping things in the illustrations, and this despite the fact the artists were probably hella drunk or something.
You would think a federal department would at least check to make sure the flag patch isn't on backwards. The blue field should be leading in the direction of forward movement, dipshits.
It's in the actual Flag Code, which the federal government should care about. A lot of pop-culture gets it wrong because it looks bad to people that don't really know any better. Of course that's why the AI got it wrong, because it was trained on TV shows instead of the actual regs.
I actually can't find anything in the flag code about that. I find a lot of other organizations citing the flag code, and purporting that same point though.
I'm in the military. In the uniform regs it dictates what you're saying. But that's not the flag code.
This doesn't look like it's depicting the military though... Also, pop culture influence doesn't make it a bad thing IMO. Being lazy and avoiding paying artists to produce slop is. Especially when this is supposedly the party of "hard work" and "bootstraps"
Not shown: the invasive government-mandated genital inspections these slop-generated plumbers had to undergo before they were allowed in the same slop-generated bathroom together.
Yet no skills went into making this poster. No real artist. No real actors. No real plumbers. No real photographer. They say they care about skills but show that they don't.
that doesnt look like plumbing solder nor do they have a solder tool lol
They forgot to take it out of the hover van. In fairness, I would also forget, after crashing through the bathroom wall and having the van tires fly off out of sight.
I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say "Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren't meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench???? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn't real! This has to be a simulation! I'm living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!"
Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.
"THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE'S THE WATER SOURCE???"
love the pipe connecting the two corners of the sink, that's very useful
Them is load-bearing pipes!!
Better than lead-bearing pipes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis
The van which is missing its front right wheel..
They're mechanics as well!
The best mechanics.. I've heard.
I'm 90% sure I've actually seen something like this in real life as a towel hanger
Once you embrace the idea that copper pipes are meant to be an aesthetic, the possibilities are endless!
love pipe, baby love pipe
Real plumber:
Please don't give them any ideas
To be fair, a real plumber says that every time they enter a bathroom to start a job.
To be fair.......
Electricians are worse. They will loudly complain that whoever the prior work did a terrible job, and it doesn't pass code. Even if they were the elec-chicken that did it. I swear it's a legal requirement.
Was going to mention how my company did a stupid powerpoint slide and filled it with computer generated graphics, and it struck me that the only thing I remember from this presentation is how dumb the graphics were.
You had these melty corporate "people" working on laptops with screens on the wrong side, and that's all I remember; how fucking ugly and shitty it all looked, and how annoyed I was at the waste of time. I don't recall the subject matter at all.
It felt like, if they can't be bothered to put together a proper presentation, and instead just fill it with ugly computer generated bullshit, then why should I put effort into taking that in? My take-away from the entire thing is that I miss clip art. Which is funny because clip art makes everything shit.
Resistance is futile. You will become pipes. Join us.
🫵🤮
At least the comments are calling them out, wasn't expecting that on fb
Does anyone have the phone number for this company? I was hoping to find someone to install a sink in my driveway.
Sorry, best they can do is drive their van into your bathroom.
A sink that draws water from your pocket?
Sign me up!
If we ever get sanity back in this country, can we ban the government from making faux-Soviet propaganda posters with AI?
Very well they will just use real Nazi propaganda.
At least that was made by humans.
What the fuck did they do to that sink?
Applied a fuck-ton of torque to them puny sink fasteners!
What they can't even use the good image generators? They gotta use this GPT3 bullshit with the pipes all nonsensical?
The biggest time saver of AI is its implicit permission to not care about the result.
They are actually stealing all the copper to pay for meth
Their disgusting over use of AI shows that they don't respect human workers anyway; even many of the current republican voters will understand this, and jump ship.
Their overuse of AI imagery shows that they believe in post truth leadership. Trump posted a fucking picture of himself walking with a star wars aliens and passed it off as real.
Then the official disclosure (also lies) described that species as being like 4 feet tall, rather than taller than Trump, showing he has no attention to detail and doesn't even read his own memos.
Can someone actually fucking deal with this deranged despot? The most expensive thing we can do to the Zionist regime in Israel is force them to buy another president. Get Trump out of the oval office.
guess being an artist or photographer isn't a skill that pays off
Not until you're rich enough to launder your wealth with it
INSUFFICIENT PATRIOTISM DETECTED. GENERATE ADDITIONAL AMERICAN FLAGS.
So they have to use an AI to get a picture of a damn sink???
Yeah, they could've just used this one
No, they had to use AI because they would absolutely rather not be seen in the same room as a working person.
If you just pull a sink from a photo or stock photo, you have to Photoshop it. That takes skill.
Also, putting slip on social media will always get you attention.
Can’t even get the flag right.
What the fuck kinda tool is she supposedly using?
A pipe wrench, natch!
She's got a half-crescent wrench in her swanky tool belt too!
A pipe wrench, made of pipe! But of course.
I think it's a MIG wrench.
It's a cutting torch wrench, for skillz.
"You see the problem here is that there's just far too many pipes. You brought your good tools, right?"
"Conventional methods won't be enough here. Time to unveil the new experimental tool"
Its wornchin time!
Pretty sure a pipe wrench isn't supposed to be a wrench made of pipes.
Betty, I got no idea how you F up a pipe wrench that bad, but go throw that thing away, and stand in the corner while I rip out these expensive pipes you've installed everywhere pipes don't go.
Is this what they mean by a pipe dream? 🤔
Always disappointed, never surprised.
The pipes and tools are crazy, but I also think we've got some sort of half-hover van in the back? I swear there's a wheel missing, and I don't think the frame is square / straight / structurally sound.
Looks more like a US postal service van anyway.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lol
Why is the sink outside?
Why is there a big truck in the background?
Why are there so many pipes?
The tool she's using is Wireless Acetylene™️
This was my exact thought as well, got the monkey wrench handle with a torch head. The future is here.
0/10 on safety, rolled up sleeves with no gloves and no shade 5 glasses, no respirators in sight.
Where's the front tire guys? WHERE IS IT?!?!
Our totally real pipeman is pointing at where it went off to
You don't need front wheels if you have skills.
If one object partially obstructs another one, the obstructed one loses details! Every AI knows that!
It’s a van that can only make left turns. Totally legit.
The Trump admin really fucking does try to butcher everything I consider sacred.
I'm sorry for what happened to your sink.
Higher Education
doesn't get much higher than this.. in fact last time I saw shit like this irl I was high af.
High as fuck, you say?
This is what you get when you deport skilled trades and hire from the Kid Rock memorial trailer park.
Plumbing?
What the hell is a van doing in the loo, anyway?
hovering
"Quick, get a prompt engineer on it to fix it."
- Said nobody ever.
...Nnnot that I want to defend the Soviet Union, but their propaganda poster artists did stuff just like this, except they didn't put absolutely cursed piping things in the illustrations, and this despite the fact the artists were probably hella drunk or something.
Ummm, I'm not sure about those pipes...
Oh god.....I know I commented earlier on this thread, but I didn't notice the toolbelt! The wrench is only half a wrench!!!
You would think a federal department would at least check to make sure the flag patch isn't on backwards. The blue field should be leading in the direction of forward movement, dipshits.
americans are obsessed with their nazi rag.
Have to slap it on everything.
Imagine not having one on your plumber uniform or karate kimono.
Apparently not obsessed enough to make sure it isn't backwards.
They can be obsessed and stupid at the same time.
Certainly not uncommon
I've seen it either way. That's the least problematic part of this whole thing.
It's in the actual Flag Code, which the federal government should care about. A lot of pop-culture gets it wrong because it looks bad to people that don't really know any better. Of course that's why the AI got it wrong, because it was trained on TV shows instead of the actual regs.
I actually can't find anything in the flag code about that. I find a lot of other organizations citing the flag code, and purporting that same point though.
I'm in the military. In the uniform regs it dictates what you're saying. But that's not the flag code.
This doesn't look like it's depicting the military though... Also, pop culture influence doesn't make it a bad thing IMO. Being lazy and avoiding paying artists to produce slop is. Especially when this is supposedly the party of "hard work" and "bootstraps"
You can wear the flag any way you want, assuming you aren't in the military and in uniform.
Sure, you can, but that doesn't make it respectful.
Billionaires: "The best thing we can do for you is to have you manage our flow of shit and piss."
“See that over there? It’s the end of America.”
Insjallah
Not shown: the invasive government-mandated genital inspections these slop-generated plumbers had to undergo before they were allowed in the same slop-generated bathroom together.
Looks like the old socialist realist posters
"See that guy over there, he knows what he's doing. Fuck if I know what we're building. Anyway... your tool looks cooler than mine, can I try it?"
Slopportunity knocks
Right now, some MAGAt is replicating this plumbing to own the libs
Me...
Showing off the goods
Not sure this would register as a seduction attempt. I'd just assume that guy always walks around like that.
He is ready to help the single mom next door.
Hate it when my electric oven's plumbing fails so hard I need two plumbers to fix it
My oven is clogged! I need a plumber to pump it open!
And not a bucket of steam or left handed hammer in sight.
Yet no skills went into making this poster. No real artist. No real actors. No real plumbers. No real photographer. They say they care about skills but show that they don't.
what are they soldering??? whys there solder wire???
Solder isn't just used for electronics, it's also used in plumbing. Search 'sweating a joint' if you're interested
that doesnt look like plumbing solder nor do they have a solder tool lol
They forgot to take it out of the hover van. In fairness, I would also forget, after crashing through the bathroom wall and having the van tires fly off out of sight.
? They are soldering the ton of copper pipe behind them
That poster is shit.
Ironically exactly what trump is doing to the government and the right wing to education.
what's wrong with her hands
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HANDS
They want kids out of universities because it's the sharing of ideas that pushes bad ideas out.
Once the entire workforce is uneducated menial workers, they'll just replace them with robots.
Feels like the cover of a murder mystery... Like he's going to whack her with the wrench.
You know it's so when the van is backwards. Clearly those copper pipes should be attached to the car's exhaust