We use datediff in sql and let God handle the rest.

"Oh but they're in different time zones" "Oh did you account for if one is in day light savings and other isn't" "Aren't some of these dates stored in UTC and some local?"

Are all problems I do not care about.

Most undocumented immigrants in the US enter legally then never leave.

The idea that most cross the border on foot isn't supported by data.

Some days, you need a reminder that eating anything is better than eating nothing.

Honestly... the idea that they do this work, and the money goes to a school instead of them, makes it even worse to me?

Don't worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you.

This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars.

With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc*

*A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé

Bikes are the rides of libertarians.

No license

No registration

No taxes through gas

Just hard work and freedom!

30 and uhh... half elf. Not full elf. Totally half.

"Comments turned off"

I wonder how long that has been the case!

Happened to my mum!

She said she felt like someone was following her as she kept seeing a new car outside and she didn't know who it belonged to.

My sister who lives with her said she was crazy.

Surprise surprise, few months later she gets a letter with pictures of her sometimes leaving the house saying they did an investigation.

Since the pictures were mostly her limping heavily to take her service dog out to go to the bathroom it was fine.

But yeah its no joke, but makes sense. My mom has been on disability near 10 years, that's 400k+ in benefits paid out. Paying 2k for a private investigator only has to work a small percentage of the time to save money.

Excuse you! I stare at SQL all day tyvm!...

I mean nonviolent protests DO work.

Non-disruptive DOES NOT work though.

MLK Jr didn't peacefully sit in a park. They ran boycotts, sit ins, shut down streets, trespassed into white only areas, and drove businesses insane.

If MLK Jr was your enemy you were going to have a miserable time when he rolled into town.

Ghandi had people illegally burn documents and basically smuggled salt against all regulations.

Nope, most on topic link I've ever seen.

Also:

"Cheap. The Boomers destroyed the economy. Sorry to any Boomers reading this. We don’t like that you did it either. #NotAllBoomers. But if you voted for Reagan, Mulroney, or Thatcher and you don’t regret it, this cookbook isn’t for you. "

I like these people.

So you're supposed to do 50-30-20 Meaning 50% on needs 30% on wants 20% investing

You might be thinking "Ericbomb, how does one keep their needs below 50%, when the median rent in the US is $2,000, and median household income after taxes/withholdings is near 40k?"

Wonderful question!

Uhh maybe I'll have her try Stardew Valley next....

Then again, I'm certain there are furry mods for Stardew valley as well. No where is safe from them.

I want them to be in a buddy cop movie together. The young tech assassin and old no nonsense cop.

If you like randomly made stories, you can try Rimworld.

You will quickly find yourself asking very difficult questions. Is taking on the cripple something you can afford to do? Is using medicine on a less valuable colonist smart? Do you let some of your colonists starve, or start a war with friendly neighbors? Cannibalism will make your neighbors hate you and some of your colonists might rebel over it, but that's better than some of them starving... right?

Okay but that is adorable and true XD

The old internet taught us so many random skills. I couldn't type on a keyboard for jack until I got into MMO's back in the day, because it was pre voice comms. So I learned to type faster so I would struggle less XD

Yes.

People who spend 10s of thousands of dollars on micro transactions do need help.

Said help probably needs to come at a government level banning things that were designed in a computer lab to be digital Crack.

I'm not even in management, I'm just a senior employee that gets voluntold to run trainings.

People like you being in charge is how English got to this position in the first place!