After allegations of non-payment were made by contractors hired to improve Helmsley's Connecticut home, she was investigated and convicted of federal income tax evasion and other crimes in 1989.

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"We don't pay taxes; only the little people pay taxes."

That sewer mutant ain't right

It's fine, that's just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day

Gotta do it outside, if your faith is strong the good Lord will give it a little zap from the sky

Went to a local casino with some friends and saw a Frankenstein themed slot machine with the big curved screen like that and decided to put a couple bucks in it to see what kind of stuff it did. A woman sitting at one warned me that they're terrible and don't pay out well before saying how many thousands of dollars she'd put into them, while still putting more in.
Gambling addiction is real

Green flag

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

They believe in infinite growth. They think LLMs are going to get reliable fast. LLMs have probably played a direct role in convincing them of that

Completely accurate drinking rate

Love Elizabeth II
P.S. See you soon!

Missed opportunity to make a fountain

Here's my shitty drawing of something AI can't draw

• Baby won't fall ✅
• Baby's neck is supported ✅
• Mom can see/hear baby ✅
  🚼 Baby is safe

Bonus: baby has an opportunity to acquire the lycanthrope subtype

Former Child Actor in a close 11th place

Now come get your skull measured so we know which you are

They arrested on duty wild fire firefighters

Gotta have a speeding buddy. Speed alone? Get pulled over. Speeding with a buddy? Just going with the flow of traffic

Wrapped my 4yo in a big towel on the way back from the hotel pool and shortly after challenged him to a race to our room. He immediately tripped on the towel and hit his head because his arms were under the towel. Fortunately just got a bump and some rug burn on his forehead

Nvidia buying more of their own GPUs. Definitely not a bubble, just kind of circle shaped