I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
Woop woop woop, well as close as I recall to my favourite line. Mean yes he has some actual good (better) lines too, but I always think of that one for that 'doctor', not as good as The Doctor but take what you can get in the show.
"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"
I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
i came to post this one.
I'm ruined!
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."
"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"
Young lady, I’m an expert on human physiology.
His doctorate is in art history.
Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!
Oh, that's where I left my cigar...
That just raises further questions!
That just raises more questions?!
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it's a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it
Makes it like Star Trek with "Beam me up, Scotty."
Ironically, he's never said this throughout the show's run. The meme is attributed to him though, but it's never said in the show.
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?
I use, "Enough of this, I'm going for a scuttle" all the time.
"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"
woop woop woop woop!
Crap just posted something about that one, missed it on my quick read. Mine too.
Always more room for woop woop woop woop!
General: What is your purpose here?
[Zoidberg wakes up.]
Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I'll move along.
Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?
Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.
Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people.
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Zoidberg: Take, I've got four of them.
Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!
Tbh Roswell that Ends Well was a goated episode from start to finish
Sawing
"Don't cut that, I need that to speak!"
Pauses... Saws faster
Zoidberg: "I had garbage yesterday and it didn't cost me $300! I am not paying!"
But still, to have your own pool!
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
"Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
Geez, Zoidberg. Leave some for the enemy to kill.
This isn't a war; it's a murder!
flips switch
This isn't a war; it's a moydah!
Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"
The Silence of the Clamps
The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"
"and I'm his friend, Jesus!"
Agree. This is part of the shared lexicon in our home.
Deviled egg!?
......The same devilled egg
There little friend, good as new
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Comedy and tragedy
“Is ‘desire to mate’ a feeling?”
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the LIES UPON LIES!”
I forgot that one. As true today as ever lol.
It’s extra funny because I’m asexual lol “is desire to mate a feeling you guys are having? Gross. Get your shit together” lol
I suppose that makes Decapodians aro.
Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?
That’s what rich people eat, the garbage parts of the food.
I had garbage for dinner yesterday!
Did it cost you $300?
The gaahbij paahts.
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
Don't mind if i already did!
Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"
nom-nom-nom "I'm ruined!"
Someday they'll watch from down in the gutter, they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box.
The box says "no".
A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me...
Uhm… it's free.
excited violent screeching and feeding noises
"I've lost more patients than he's treated!"
Laughing at Hemes when they get paired up on Omicron Persei 8... "Screwed again my friend"
The one he never actually said: "Why not Zoidberg?"
where was that? i don't remember it at all
https://youtu.be/pG-y_IMzlaA
thanks
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
It's a trap, is why!
Clack!
^clack^
I'm not hearing a nooo
Let it ride!
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
"Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll."
"We're out of rolls."
"Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!"
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
Woop woop woop, well as close as I recall to my favourite line. Mean yes he has some actual good (better) lines too, but I always think of that one for that 'doctor', not as good as The Doctor but take what you can get in the show.
That's normal.