10. Compensated Anarchist
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Top 10 jobs kids want
1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor
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Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist
Thanks. Adding to description
Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I've ever seen
I thought it was a code block in markdown.
Former Child Actor in a close 11th place
Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.
Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure
I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER
Goddammit donut, why are you typing in all caps?!
THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE 💜
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
How do I follow an account on here?
BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY
(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)
Hello fellow crawler
Why did I read that in Frank's voice
Oh, that's me! Former child 🤝
I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.
(Unrelated) Look what i just found in another thread!
Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now I’m back.
You're Lemmy-famous!
Sorry, job's already taken.
I'm sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.
How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...
Will settle for being a Holy fool
According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should've been paying you already.
Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭
Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?
Yup
12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.
You will get food and a bed and will have a calm life. The alternative sucks.
Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??
Please LMK how the application process works
Ask your local priest.
Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.
"Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???"
Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202
(Don’t get me wrong, I love Donut)
EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE
ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD'VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.
"I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride...."
If "compensated anarchist", can I be an Anarcho-Autist?
You be whomever you need to be. 👍
Y'all are getting paid?!
I'd go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!
Somehow I think “woke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.
Nah.
https://youtu.be/7gztJxEL610
Sign me up for highwayman!
Google debunker
Sometimes you've gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea