One of my favorite things about Lemmy ~ Star Trek references can occur anywhere, at any given moment.

I have a personal metric system for rating social networking platforms based on the percentage of Trekkies/Trekkers.

Nothing says "I'm British" more than getting sepsis due to falling from a narrowboat into a canal that could possibly have Excalibur or dangerous feces.

My question is, where does one purchase a pair of superior jeans, and are they really as durable as the name implies?

...or is there some other aspect that makes said jeans superior?

Boring is subjective.

For me, Wikipedia is a joyful wealth of knowledge & collective factual editing in one of the most responsible executions expected of such a format.

If we're being subjective; knowledge is hella fun, yo.

If the "male gaze" is attracted to plastic duck lips and sunken eye sockets shaded in expensive bat shit, with foreheads like a full bag of curdled milk...

Yuck. Nevermind.

Nobody tell OP about rental application fees, they'll explode.

If you could choose to play a character from the original series, who would it be?

Aww.

The fascist group hug rally got cancelled because of gun violence??

He looks like JJ Abrams tried to create a new villain for Star Wars (that serves on the Jedi council) but when he looks in the mirror, he secretly cackles.

Jim, he was wearing a red shirt. There's nothing more I can do.

You see, that is the beauty of shitting from such a place...

....you have a not-zero chance of shitting on a bird.

Though shalt not fuck with the constitution

Church & state DO NOT belong together.

Let's not force religion upon those who are there to learn.

I don't know many people over 80 that don't need a shit ton of daily assistance.

They spend most of their time at home (or, all too often; forgetting where they even are)

This is hilarious; but....

Don't let that cat get this design to the collective... once they realize our laps are no longer needed to recharge; we are useless to them.

Forcing that handsome man into a bullet proof vest in an attempt to make him look like a Batman villain should be enough evidence on its own for this to be thrown out.

Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn't know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.

They're gonna pay one way or the other.

We don't want cake.