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Legal Experts warn Trump may soon be facing “prison, not politics
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Legal Experts warn Trump may soon be facing “prison, not politics
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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
“What of the tens of thousands of Palestinian civilians killed before this attack?” some may ask. Our response is simply that we aren’t going to engage with that because it would be too hard. We also won’t be addressing Palestinians living in refugee camps without access to clean water, electricity, or housing. Others may ask, “Isn’t it your responsibility to provide context, particularly on thorny issues such as this one?” To that, we merely say: No, shut up. You’re being annoying.
Damn these guys are good. Managing to satirize the media, take a hands-off approach, and still raise valid points all in a couple paragraphs.
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Republican party right now
The showwriters for The Boys had to get this explicit for right-wingers to get the picture.
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What even is money at this point
Bonus:
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Why don't we wear capes/cloaks anymore?
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Awesome comment. Today I learned something.
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Time traveler
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Zootopia
oh boy, hope this doesn't awaken anything
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Bias
My parents when I was born:
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Anon signs up for a 5k
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It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up
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RIP in pieces
He's not really dead. Made me look though.
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unforgivable bad bad mommy
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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Too hasty by far!
When she shuts you down so hard that you reconsider your worth
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AOC says her life 'completely transformed' for the better after Pelosi stepped down from leadership
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Her insider trading was also drawing a lot of heat. Now we've all forgotten about it!
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nooooooo
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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
Good luck on the surgery OP
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Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
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Pronounce 'bottle of water' right now OP
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My local Publix removed the water dispenser
Water? You mean that stuff that goes in toilets?
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Be there for your ladies
I don't want to sound like an incel, and I like eating vag/salad as much as the next guy, but imagine this image with the genders reversed
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I am out
They did the same with Obama. Blamed him for an economy that he inherited from Bush. Then when Trump came around he boasted about how great the economy was... you know, the one he inherited from Obama.