Spyke
lemmy.world

David Bowie was the force holding together the fabric of our reality. It began unraveling immediately following his death. Harambe was a consequence, not a cause.

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lemmy.world

I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.

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piefed.social

When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe's death

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Exactly, Harambe was a symptom, not the cause.

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dwemthyreply
lemmy.world

You Berenstein universers are messing up what used to be a perfectly nice Berenstain timeline

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Drusasreply
fedia.io

No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!

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startrek.website

I think we can all agree it's a good thing at least we don't live in the Berensteen Bears universe.

Fuck that place.

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Waaaaait a minute, wasn't it Bearenstein? Did it double Mandela effect or did everyone in the thread just follow one mispelling? It contained a pun on "bear" right?

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We'd already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

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This happens for me sometimes on Voyager, I wonder if some are getting caught in VPN content filters or something

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Almaccareply
aussie.zone

You mean John Hinkley Jr's attempt on Reagan, right?

3

Shouldn't have mentioned him, you know that's why they killed him, you caused this.

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I don’t think they needed to kill Harambe. Even just to avoid the memers his life should have been spared.

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I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.

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You're all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.

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You reached the end