Ah, yes, threatening to murder teenage girls - Clearly, the moral high ground

That's some Olympic gold level mental gymnastics

I didn't expect...

Good news everyone!

I've developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker's experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

It's simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

Replace X with the issue or item you're concerned with.

Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

If your answer is 'No,' congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it's probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

If your answer is 'Yes,' you're likely still fucked somehow! 😁

I'm sorry, I fail to see how this reads as anything other than "Amanda" being an insanely self-important cunt...

So, if you "support this" feel free to assume that extends to you as well

To be fair, I also fail to see how wearing a helmet would've prevented his leg from being broken as well

It's a job, not a fucking relationship, what other kind of mindset are you supposed to have?

These people are fucking delusional

So... We're all just not gonna talk about the fact that 'Root' is apparently a traditional girl's name now, huh?

I love that you even specifically said, "Yea, let's check to make sure that setting exists to begin with." To which instead of actually fucking checking, they proceed to google more about the setting and use someone else's 'discussion' online of it not working as proof that it does exist, even though they were likely having that discussion because the setting didn't exist.

This is also how I can tell this story is 100% true.

I don't miss working support at all and am reminded of it like this daily

I just can't fathom the amount of mental gymnastics that must be required to simultaneously still sleep at night or look at yourself in the mirror knowing you're whatever monster that makes these decisions knowing full and well that children WILL die as a direct result of them.

Normally I'd say 'may God have mercy on your soul' here, but... We'll reserve that for someone with some semblance of humanity left inside them, I think.

500ms longer, and it might get looked at.

Why would you even lie to the poor fellow like that? 🤣 lol

Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending

If he really didn't want people to share a picture of him heil-ing, then he could always, oh, i dunno, STOP FUCKING HEIL-ING you stupid fucking twat

Do you think he knows that he's the 'they' now?

Maybe news just travels more slowly in MAGAland and his calls for violence against the political establishment will cease once he finds out that his team has the ball now...

Inb4 "there were good people on both sides" and such...

Now, play Starfield and try to wrap your head around the fact that both of these titles were made by the same company.

Maybe the internet truly is... No Country for Old Men...

“They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”

It's a bit eerie, honestly, watching someone so very close to getting it and yet so very far away at the exact same time...

Hopefully, at some point, things will stop happening so we can finally reach a consensus on some stuff...

PRO-TIP!: This goal is significantly easier to achieve if you don't have a job, as then you only need to have $0 saved.

This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere

Anyone wanna take bets on how much the Venn diagram of these pieces of trash and people who 'couldn't wear a mask during COVID because they couldn't breathe' resembles a circle?