So this happened in April, and here's where we're at two months later: Pentagon restores mandatory flu shots for all recruits as boot camp outbreak sickens nearly 300

This is what those of us with common sense and a basic understanding of vaccinations like to call an entirely predictable outcome.

Mark Hamill: [making blaster noises] pow pow pow

George Lucas: CUT! Mark I've told you a million times, space blasters don't go 'pow pow pow' they go 'pew pew pew' ah fuck it, I'll fix it in post.

(you know the one)

No, I don't. Are they finally making Jet Moto 4?

Well, before the NYT and WaPo start leading the charge to rehabilitate their public images, it's important to remember they're both still white supremacists who want a christofascist state. They're just pissed off that Trump is doing what other people tell him to do instead of them.

You either die a Fresh Prince or live long enough to become the “Parents [who] Just Don’t Understand.”

I worked at a (mostly) metal venue in college and I can confirm that 'This is Spinal Tap' was just as hilarious and accurate in the '00s as it was in '84.

“Once again, California is trying to enact a policy that negatively impacts the rest of the country. If California goes unchecked, consumers will be forced to pay more for basic necessities,” Nebraska Attorney General Mike Hilgers, who led the coalition, said in a news release.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basic necessities are already unaffordable, so what, they're gonna get slightly more unaffordable? Oh no! Fuck all the way off with that bullshit justification, Nebraska.

Agreed, but it's already been a year, she probably didn't want this suit dragging out through her entire college career, which would be totally understandable. It just sucks that a $10k settlement coming out of the school's coffers isn't going to dissuade the principal and the "head of schools" from continuing to harass and threaten LGBTQ+ students in the future.

He's got concepts of a plan proof.

Plains Trains and Automobile’s

Hell yeah! Excellent road trip movie and one of the best holiday movies there is. Steve Martin and John Candy were brilliant together.

Trump’s deal has come under fire for failing to address the reasons the president cited for going to war with Iran on Feb. 28, including curbing Tehran’s nuclear ambitions, its missile program and its support for militant groups such as Hezbollah in Lebanon and Hamas in Gaza.

That's because it was never about any of that. Trump started a war to distract from the Trump-Epstein files.

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I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.

“The American people will no longer tolerate the blatant waste, fraud and abuse of their hard-earned tax dollars — no state should allow it either,”

Excuse me? If anything, the 2024 election made it crystal clear that the American people will, in fact, tolerate the blatant waste, fraud, and abuse of our hard-earned tax dollars. 77 million people actually voted for it.

Okay, let's pretend this bullshit were true for a moment. He understands that's much worse, right? If you're too senile to tell the difference between a depiction of yourself as Jesus and one of you dressed up as a doctor you shouldn't even be allowed to use a stove unsupervised much less run a nation.

Roku used to be pretty great, but the writing was on the wall after the IPO in 2017. This is just one more step in the decade-long march toward total enshittification.