I regret expanding the thumbnail.

That bunny is lop-eared. The sign clearly shows a rabbit with regular ears. There is no crime here.

Musk is risk. You never know when he's going to change his mind. You can't trust any promise he makes. NASA is one hissy fit from not having any heavy launch capability.

I would have to love you first. And since you asked that question, I would say that could never happen.

Suppressed by the desire to conform to the MAGA party line.

That's a tragically low number.

Perhaps?

If this happens, it won't be the Democrats lighting the fires.

Silly Accenture, that's not the way to tokenmaxx.

No successful Botox doctor is going to be this honest. It's bad for business.

There's no telling if that hasn't already happened. Europe needs to drop Microsoft ASAP.

They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot.

The collective memory of how dangerous milk was before pasteurization has been lost. Just like with polio before the vaccine. We're doomed to go back to those days if things continue in the direction they're going.

I'm surprised "make our pickups and SUVs even bigger" wasn't suggested.

This is pretty good. The spelling and grammar are fine, and to be honest, the concept is sadly believable given how corporations have bowed down to Trump and MAGA.

Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

Kyle Rittenhouse. Murderer. Crybaby. Scientist.

As predicted by everyone but Trump. One thing you learn in a capitalist society is that no company ever "passes the savings on to you."

I knew that potato would come in handy!

25% of CEOs know they're throwing money away, but can't stop because 100% of CEOs are throwing money away.