I read this as "maximum breast gains" and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.
Regular Transporters don't work like that. The flux matrix compensates for any discrepancies in the patterns pre- vs post-buffer.
I suppose if you built a new transporter type from the ground up instead of using these old starfleet or klingon modules, you could bypass the Bopple Corbulator entirely and the pattern buffer would accept the new parameters.
Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.
Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.
Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.
Sorry for the random comment. I was just going back through my comments and saw someone downdooted you. Felt that was wrong and got you back to positivity.
Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?
I read this as "maximum breast gains" and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.
Maybe there's an easier way involving the transporter?
Regular Transporters don't work like that. The flux matrix compensates for any discrepancies in the patterns pre- vs post-buffer.
I suppose if you built a new transporter type from the ground up instead of using these old starfleet or klingon modules, you could bypass the Bopple Corbulator entirely and the pattern buffer would accept the new parameters.
But who has time for that...
Your liver hates this one simple trick
Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter
113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L
edit: didn't see it was half a package
.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale
Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink
I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.
Significant figures go brrrrr :3
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.
1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.
This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
Be careful to make sure that it doesn't spoil faster in water. And that it doesn't settle
So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.
That’s literally the
Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml
I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though
Probably comes from a dirty ass factory that isn’t licensed to make food for human consumption
Sounds fair
Judging by the ingredients list I think you'd be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.
Can you believe that's how sheep feel all the time?
That would explain some things, actually.
feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
Queue the chubbyemu intro music
☝️presenting to the emergency room
I read that in his voice.
-emia, meaning presence in blood.
And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.
Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was "horse electrolytes" though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.
Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.
I'm no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad
Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess
Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑
Thaaaat was my plan
(Okay, that's my last one.)
It's easy to obtain, most farmers and horses will let you pose
Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it's going to hurt the entire time.
How does it kill you? I'd think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
Here ya go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUGdQnxuixI&pp=0gcJCTMBo7VqN5tD
Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...
I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...
Why would a sedan use mouthwash?
Where would a sedan's mouth even be?
Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.
Are you powerd by your bowels?
Pretty much yeah, it's where "fuel" is converted to energy
You aren't?
https://youtu.be/gvjYP5d7La8
Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.
Honestly, I like this idea more.
Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.
Obviously where the grill is.
To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.
I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters
myouth, that's right
Is this how you wake up the sheeple?
No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It's a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.
Lifestock maxxxing
Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed
You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol
Well now I gotta buy me some too!
Has it got what plants crave?
Relevant: https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
He had what-horses-crave-emia.
Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.
Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.
Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.
Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo
no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M
Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I'm going to need some chemical aid though.
do it, it's seriously brilliant.
Sorry for the random comment. I was just going back through my comments and saw someone downdooted you. Felt that was wrong and got you back to positivity.
I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.