Spyke
feddit.it

Prove me wrong. There is a teapot in orbit, somewhere between the earth and the sun.

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Worse, eco-terrorist by drinking only bottled water without realizing that it comes from the same tap the fluoride water is from.

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lemmy.world

This explains why there is such a high concentration of gay people in Arkansas, where flouride is naturally high in much of the drinking water. They also have the fourth-highest fluoridation rate across counties in the USA.

The other states with the highest fluoridation rates?

  • North Dakota
  • South Dakota
  • Kentucky
  • Tennessee
  • Georgia, and
  • Illinois

Ah yes, the 'who's who' list of gay metropolises that you'd expect to find if water fluoridation makes people gay.

https://www.axios.com/local/nw-arkansas/2025/05/15/arkansas-access-fluoridated-water-systems

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clifreply
lemmy.world

There have recently been attempts to ban fluoride in some municipalities. I wonder what they'd do if it was in an area where it's naturally occurring...

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Prove me wrong. Launching Kyle Rittenhouse directly into the sun will help America to be great again.

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programming.dev

It takes less delta V to launch him out of the solar system. I vote we efficently launch him into space to test your hypothosis.

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We can save a lot of time and money by just aiming at whatever celestial phenomenon and launching with enough force to create a pretty pretty parabola. No need to exit the atmosphere at all.

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Mantzy81reply
aussie.zone

He's the kind of popsicle who would be a willing participant in the Principality of Zeon

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As long as they make him one of Char's subordinates during the one-year-war, I see no problem with this.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

That would be wildly expensive and take a long time to carry out. A volcano would suffice.

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A bit unscientific. As a control we should additionally launch him into another star to make sure our sun isn't biased

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Your rebuttal is not working though. His proposition is bonkers crazy and neither correlated nor causally connected, so exact opposite of yours.

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The other commenter caught my intent to ridicule Rittenhouse by his own standards: His community fluoridates the water, so either drinking the water turned him gay, or, if it didn't, he's full of shit.

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I believe, they were talking about this Kyle Rittenhouse person. Kyle presumably drinks water. If they're convinced that it turns people gay, well, presumably their own sexuality did not conflict with this theory.

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Sternreply
lemmy.world

Prove me wrong: Kyle Rittenhouse eats his corn the long way

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Is it a twist if thats the actual plot lol. This man is hiding in a walk-in closet and all the walls are made a glass. Hopefully no self respecting gay man tries to even blow him

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OP: Are you gay?

Rittenhouse: No!

OP: Does your mom know you’re gay?

Rittenhouse: No!

OP: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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lemmy.world

A shit guy, on a shit platform, with a shit opinion.

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I brush my teeth and I crave cock so maybe he's onto something?

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must be exhausting to be a right wing social media account because you always have to keep thinking of new grifts.

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As someone who moved from a province with flouride to one without it in the water, no flouride in the water is a greedy dentists wet dream.

Never had a cavity but now without flouride they just keep coming.

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Entitled to think he's smart just because he can drive out and shoot humans he doesn't know.

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I stopped drinking straight tap water decades ago. Only turned kinda gay like 3 years ago.... I think Kyle may have it backwards

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