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I have a friend who is related to a guy who owns ~12 car dealerships and that guy is FILTHY rich. As in: 3rd home in Telluride CO is a 5,000sf “cabin.” Owns two small yachts.

But also, imagine a job market suddenly flooded by car salespeople… shudders

No helium is He

Thanks Bill. We’ve all been waiting at the edge of our seats for your press release.

I work in transmission construction. Depending on the size and configuration the transformers and high side breakers can be 3+ year lead times. But 6 years is crazy when you consider the loss of revenue.

Reminds me of all of those “I paid off my student loans by the time I graduated” (by just having rich parents and living with them and spending their money

Wow what an analysis. This event could have repercussions! They could be different depending on who views them and what their beliefs are!

Yep. The only necessary quality is unflinching loyalty.

Oops! Watch out for that G-word

I can’t even imagine what was going through that truck drivers head when he found that baby

Hey! This guy doesn’t know why we smuggle ants!

Somebody else tell them why and I’ll just listen to make sure it’s right.

I’m surprised to have a different take than anyone here, so far. When I drink tea in the evening, I don’t drink alcohol. And it’s hard for me to not drink alcohol. It’s a really nice substitute that fills me up, gives me something to hold and drink, and tastes good.

Good book (and pretty decent show adaptation) The Terror provides a supernatural explanation… that also includes cannibalism

I know it’s ludicrous to need to ask for permission. I’m sure they won’t get it.

…truckles?

SLAMMED

Don’t talk shit about goblins. Simple as that.

I had a job that felt like this sometimes, as a contractor for a federal gov’t agency, and I hated it. Be careful what you wish for…

I never thought I would buy the expansion but for $1 how could I say no?

I’m not sure if it’s the wildest but the first that comes to mind is “John Dies at the End”