What the old press secretary is up to
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PreBorn!
MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED
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PASTOR LUCAS MILESKAROLINE LEAVITT
PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON
PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE
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Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?
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"Make heaven crowded" sounds like a threat of a mass shooting
Yeah, of whatever their definition of “good people” are.
Let's hope it's not going to be a sarine gas attack 😬
How Caroline is going to heaven after spouting All this hateful shit at the white house is also a mystery.
Ooooh, will there be Flavor Aid?
"Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?"
Maybe by bombing girl schools?
"Make heaven crowded" seems like a vague threat. Like we're going to murder all of you.
Sounds more like a suicide cult, since I assume they want most of us to go to hell.
Yeah, it’s what the Pit says when it makes a rush for it.
Reminds me of a John Prine lyric..."Your flag decal won't get you in to Heaven anymore. They're already overcrowded from your dirty little war...".
Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real. WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣
The pre-born is a phenomenon known to the Bene Gesserit, but deeply feared. When a pregnant woman consumes the concentrated spice known as the Water of Life, the child gestating in her womb gains the gift of not only cognition, but an awareness of all memories of all ancestors passed down through the genetic heritage of the child. This child is known as pre-born due to the fact that they have begun to live a life—indeed many lives—before birth.
I’m assuming that this flier is from a group of serious Dune fans. It’s the only logical conclusion.
The arrival of the Kwisatz Haderach would be very bad for them, indeed.
Goddamn Missionaria Protectiva
Now that would be wild but I doubt these people read anything of substance
It’s an Evangelical nonprofit that’s all about, you guessed it, abortion.
Just wow, just wow…sooo many comments. Karoline really loves being told what to do doesn’t she and of course its the evangelicals.
It came as a fucking text message because my phone number is still in the ass backwards state I grew up in.
Holy shit, really? Ive seen political texts with pictures advertising for monetary donations, but an invite to join a trip to heaven with a bunch of nutjobs is on another level…damn.
Yeah same here. I get shitloads of primary season and election calls and texts. Like 100s a week.
Then the occasional scam like ezpass toll bills and stuff, but this one is fucking nuts.
I hear yah!!! Same. Yah this might just be the most egregious one I’ve ever seen. You should print it out and frame it lmao.
What? “STOP” isn’t enough? Oh, yeah, they rapey.
Second one came from another number too.
I think it means not having to ask for forgiveness because you were already chosen. This also means you can do anything you want as long as the church approves.
One of those "Of course it's New Hampshire" things.
Fucking NH man, I swear it wasn't always this stupid. Used to be regular dumb libertarian toaster license shit, but somehow religion backdoored its way in through the magat cult and now they feel like New England's Texas.
Yeah it sucks. Really hope they at least keep their house reps and senators blue.
The governorship seems like a lost cause though, but the state legislators might be ok. Or at least as ok as a 400 seat legislator can be.
The state rep body is so ridiculous. With hundreds of people representing a tiny state you can get like 3 friends and a bobcat to vote for you and you'll win a seat.
I mean, if I’m walking around with a friend and a bobcat (🐈), people might be intimidated.
Dear conservatives,
You claim that you want Heaven to be crowded, yet you oppose abortions.
Curious...
Russel Johnson needs to make up his mind on what outer wear he wants. Dude’s layering like that one scene from Friends where Chandler wears all of Joey’s clothes
Ooohhh ooohhh oohh re: the heaven comment, is this the episode where they all drink the “special” kool aide/flavor aide to get to heaven ??? See the jonestown cult wiki for how that worked out lol.
Ah shoot you beat me to it
😎 Cheers lol
They never drink the kool aid themselves. They just serve it to others.
So true, really wish the cups would get mixed up one of these days
And charge a ton of money for the honor of getting to drink it
I just got another fucking one!
They’re doing a second date with different assholes aparently.
If I saw this group I would call the cops about an on going abduction of kids. All they are missing is the panel van.
Money is on #3 being the first one that gets busted for diddling.
Nah, Bosse smells like he’s already crossed a line.
20 or 30 years ago at least.
At first glance, I thought he was Joshua Wesely, so I guess we think alike lol
I would rather listen to a bucket of rocks in a woodchipper than anything planned by ToiletPaperUSA.
Speaking as an industrial mechanic, it would be more soothing.
I wonder what the "cool" pastor is all about. Is the grift/"religious" verbal diarrhoea Gen-Z oriented? 😅
It’s the Righteous Gemstones IRL
Shit, this is tomorrow. I have no way to request the time off to go heckle her.
Pastor Russell Johnson looks a lot like Kelvin Gemstone
The whole poster does. Like they asked a chatbot to copy them.
One Grift After Another
Is this real? I can't tell anymore.
Pastor Johnson is clearly too edgy for this group. Between the emo scowl and that jacket he's definitely the one crowding heaven
I recall reading that Stephen Crowder was suing CNN over "Change my Mind" name/format.
https://deadline.com/2026/10/steven-crowder-cnn-lawsuit-james-talarico-town-hall-1237167648/
And this "Make Heavens Crowded" not only looks like a nod to him, but in some reading looks like an announcement that he'd be transported to heaven from here. You know, heavens, get Crowder-ed. Kirking him off, if you will.
There is really no connection and it's weird I saw these two things so close to each other.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman might know the answer
Ricegum is a pastor now?