I heard his 2nd term plans are opening up a femboy hooters

for some reason they sent me out back to get crabs from someone behind the dumpster

Girl did indeed look like zoidberg but with more meth

I paid ninety nine cents, I expect to get my crabs one way or another

Why do I think redcorn loves her soo much, reminds him of corn

I find the ol teddy ruxpin to be quite the panty dropper

keep on drawing...

wait until he meets someone carrying a gun

I'm pretty sure the account democrats deliver is not owned by the DNC and pretending it really was instead is vert silly and misplaced manufactured rage

Did no one notice I bought 20 oz not 16.9 oz bottle I got ripped off

Your liver hates this one simple trick

See it make sense if he rang the doorbell, but he called him instead

Miracle whip is far worse

anyone who thinks poor people getting medical care is abhorrent is totally fucked in the head and not worth listening to.

but that was his only braincell

didn't new vegas have a perk that let you seduce male characters, and had a gay prostitute in it. Fallout has always been gay and woke

Me as a kid seeing the moon and the sun in the same sky during the day :O

No im pretty sure christianity has the worst fan base , bar none

Genie : I wished this guy drank a little water with his Mt dew