Hell Ye, Crabs only 99 cents

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for some reason they sent me out back to get crabs from someone behind the dumpster

Girl did indeed look like zoidberg but with more meth

Bet she gave amazing head, though.

I paid ninety nine cents, I expect to get my crabs one way or another

The grift only works for those at the top.

Like all pyramid schemes - if it's not your idea you're downline

And the leopards are planning a big face BBQ.