Make nom nom sounds for added eroticism.

You use the same toy for grabbing the police officer’s gun for sexy time? That’s hot

"OMG, did he eat your ass?"

"... sort of?"

Good grief! Please mark this NSFW. You can't just go posting pictures like that without warning.

/insert train carriage copypasta here

I find the ol teddy ruxpin to be quite the panty dropper